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[MF] A Family Affair - Dinner Party From Hell
EXCERPT:
Out of the two of us, Matilda is, by far, the most unpredictable of the family. This is not a critique or slam on my sister. It's a fact. Matilda, the fire starter, the thief, the kid years ago who started selling pirated DVDs at her high school for no reason at all other than the fact that she was bored, and she wanted money. Back in high school, my parents shook the misdemeanour, claiming it was just a phase redefining Matilda's strength: she wanted to prove her independence; an entrepreneur at heart, she was. The not-so-golden, eldest sibling.
Although Matilda quickly outgrew her criminal ways, it was just the beginning of her chaotic lifestyle. It all began with Gilbert, her grade-twelve beau, who was simply remembered for his lack of hygiene. To be fair, I barely remember Gilbert. He came and went with the wind, but he left a definitive stink in his wake, one that Matilda had seemingly absorbed over their two-week romp and now exuded. It took her a solid year to return to normal; a full week before she finally showered, and even then that smell persisted. Until she met Mick, in undergrad. On the surface, Mick was much cleaner. Admittedly, he had greasy hair, but he also had the decency to wear deodorant and perfume to cover things up. The only considerably unforgiveable trait that Mick had was the gross habit of grabbing his feet whenever he sat down. That, and also being a two-timing liar. For some reason, the foot-grabbing thing was so much worse for me (not for Matilda). Barefoot or socked, his hands always managed to find a way between his toes as he talked, and for whatever reason, soon Matilda took on the habit as her own.
We learned the lesson quickly with foot-gate. My mom tried to wean Matilda out of that bad habit as discreetly as she could. However, things went sideways fast. Doors were slammed. Matilda ran out of the house crying. She stayed with Mick for a week while my mom wailed about her failures before heading to bed. When Matilda came back, that habit lingered for ages. I think she still does it now.
So, over the years, as the men Matilda fraternized with got weirder, we became adept at skirting around the subject. At least, I thought so.
It was only a few days ago when our mother pulled me into the kitchen, disgust on her face, and said: "That new fella of hers, Lorne, has to go."
Of course, I nodded emphatically. He did. It was clear. He wasn't good. He changed Matilda for the worse and it was noticeable as hell. Like, last time we hung out, Matilda was second-guessing everything about herself. She thought she looked too fat. She couldn't make the basic decision of eating at home or going out. When I asked her what she wanted, she looked to her new man for an answer. Don't even get me started on how she's decided that our mutual passion for The Clockwork Angel trilogy is lame now.
And my dad added: "Lorne, what in the hell kind of a name is Lorne?"
And, I nodded because it was true, what the hell kind of name is Lorne?