I need to know someone else remembers this (same company, but different item...)
No, I cannot post a picture of the true item, because there is no picture. As far as I know, I have found not a single piece of evidence that this item ever existed.
There's plenty of love for the Schwann's ice cream cups. The swirls, the confetti (seen above). Hell, I could make a post dedicated towards those lovely confectionaries. I've even tried to replicate them, and while adding cosmic brownie sprinkles to ice cream surely makes it better, it isn't quite the same.
However. I'm not talking about that. On God. There was another one.
*Caramel swirl, with little caramel chocolate dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are very important.*
I've poured over the Schwann's site and Google, looking for any evidence that these weren't just a crazed fever dream of my 5 year old mind, coming up empty every time. Obviously, with Schwann's gone, I can't exactly hit up an ice cream truck and demand a Schwann man to hit up corporate. But they haunt me. The knowledge that I will never taste such a childhood blessing again aside, it nags at my heart that I seem to be the only one that remembers these.
A picture. Another agreeing word. Someone that can tell me that I haven't gone mad. That's all I ask.