u/awfawes

"hi i wanna share something really funny thats been happening to me recently

so uh

i think the whole world collectively decided im a cat

that sounds fucking stupid but no im serious

like im not a therian or anything like this isnt by choice just literally every single person around me irl compares me to a cat at random without each others input like what 😭

so yeah just thought id list some examples cuz its all things considered really funny, told a few friends abt this already but yeah

so

to start off

i train capoeira

thats a martial arts thats also a dance

basically in brasil martial arts were outlawed so they made a "dance technique" that you "accidentally" can kill someone with lmao its pretty great

and basically its tradition that your teacher gives you a nickname in portugal

and mine is gatu

which means cat

why?

cuz i was caught really often climbing on top of tall absurd places not meant for people to sit on and doing exactly that there

no reason was just bored

but yeah got named cat now fucking great

2nd thing happened in school pretty recently

since my school is in basically polish detroit its full of absolute dipshits of all varieties, and so a bunch of girls from my class were making fun if some alt girls for.. idk being alt ig, i was with them and kinda just nodding my head so they dont look at me weird for being on defence (ig ignoring that i literally dress punk lmao)

1 of the girls was like "omg theyre probably furries they like curl their hands into paws for selfies" and another girl suggested to take a group selfie like that for laughs and so we did that

then 1 girl said i, quote, "mogged everyone on the photo" (fucking ok 😭) and asked if im actually like a cat or a furry or something so i decidee to troll a bit and say that no but ik how to meow if thats worth something, she asked me to do it, i did, and..

apparently she expected some cringe like tiktok fuckboy dogshit cuz when it actually sounded like a cat her jaw dropped like thats not that hard come on

anyway yea then she just said like yup youre a cat confirmed and.. meowed herself. SORRY WERENT WE MAKING FUN OF ALT GIRLS FOR BEING FURRIES 3 MINUTES AGO LMAO

3rd thing is a repeat of 1st but in school, on a trip we got called for a meeting but the teacher didnt show up so we waited on the stairs and i sat down on the barriers in between the stairs cuz bored, and some girl again was like "wtf [redacted] are you a cat or something"

and the 4th one is probably the funniest, when like... im stuck in a room in theory meant for 7 people in practice for 3 at most, with 19 fucking people inside, most of which are drunk while im trying to sleep cuz SCHOOL TRIP fucking hell, 1 girl notices im trying to ignore the like absolute insanity going on and clearly drunk pulled some rant like "why you so hyper when something interets you then now you just dont care like you dont do shit almost always ignorant fuck yours like my cat he does that boring ass cat ru a cat" like ok what 😭

so i just

meowed at her again

and tried to sleep

and failed 💀👍

theres more stuff like that going on pretty often especially the sitting in tall places = cat thing like some fuckass 40yo white dude ive never seen in my life walked past me once in public and said that its literally everywhere

so like

WHY????

yea so ig the world collectively decided im a cat"

tbh?

could be worse lmao

but uhhh

yeah this is too unorganized to be a storytime enjoy the random near schizophrenic rant lmao

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