KitKat Theft was data exfiltration
FACT: All 413,793 KitKat bars reported stolen were actually inexpensive consumer grade 256Gb USB flash drives.
NASA actually sent four live humans to do a loop around the Moon as a distraction, but the truth is that this is the largest data exfiltration in world history.
This is approximately 105.9 **PETABYTES** of data.
That’s an awful lot of pirated movies.
u/_Off_A_Cough_ — 21 hours ago