u/Zyr1987

Tannhauser being a silly goober.

Box: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, Matikane Tannhauser (UMPD) / ひょっこりマチタン - pixiv

And she launches straight to number one in my hall of fame after a run through the Unity Cup, dethroning Symboli Rudolf! *Insert pun worthy of the emperor here*

(She was ninth in the HoF before this. I'm also just running everyone through the Unity Cup once for scenes I can't get in Trackblazer)

AKA BoC'z Rice

Hat: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Rice Shower, Umamusume / Rice Shower - pixiv

How much food do you think it would take to sate THAT appetite?

Oguri: Umamusume, Oguri Cap (Uma Musume), Uma Musume Pretty Derby / God help us... - pixiv

I hate how they booed Rice for winning!

The cheers she deserves: Uma Musume Pretty Derby / Winner / August 24th, 2025 - pixiv

Yawn: Umamusume, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Monster with a need for approval / monster Rice - pixiv

Oguri hates this but cannot resist the siren call of the burger.

Burger: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, Oguri Cap (Uma Musume) / Practice Oguri swimming. - pixiv

Rice does a kitty stretch with some kitties

Cat: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, cat / 和服喫茶の猫カフェにきたライス - pixiv

Don't worry. She only worries about you...

>!^(...cheating on her)!<

Training track: clip studio paint, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Rice Shower / Training Rice Shower - pixiv

By popular demand.

Cheeks: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, Rice Shower / 無題 - pixiv

Don't worry. She only worries about you...

^(...cheating on her)

Training track: clip studio paint, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Rice Shower / Training Rice Shower - pixiv

Haru wouldn't eat this burger (pickles), nor would I (onions)

Burger: girl, young girl, Uma Musume Pretty Derby / ライスバーガー - pixiv

All at once

Elephant: Umamusume, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Oguri Cap (Uma Musume) / How Hungry? - pixiv

The rules about handling the ball with your ears in the sport are rather ill defined and cause too many headaches, especially with Rice's huge ears apparently being able to hold the ball...

Ball: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, soccer / もしもライスがサッカーの試合に誘われたら - pixiv

It's dinner, so Rice has no preference between bread or rice.

Rice: Rice Shower, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume / お絵かきライスちゃん - pixiv

When she graduates, I think she should get a job as a picture book illustrator, drawing lush pictures for great picture books

Colored pencils: Rice Shower, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume / お絵かきライスちゃん - pixiv

Pigtails: Umamusume, Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Oniisama hoihoi / ツインテライス - pixiv

Lap: Oguri Cap (Uma Musume), Norn Ace (Uma Musume), gym uniform / オグノル　膝枕 - pixiv

They look good even in each other's racing clothes (though I wonder how long it took to get each other's racing clothes in their own sizes)

Hat: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Umamusume, Mihono Bourbon (Uma Musume) / 「交換」 - pixiv

With plenty of headpats

Headpats: girl, fanart, UmaMusume / Headpat your Rice Shower! - pixiv