u/YeahIKnow_IMadeItUp

"Rockstar should implement existentialism into their NPCs. I think the police should openly mourn the loss of their colleagues"

"do you think I'll be able to see the the whites of an NPC eyes diminish as they go rolling under my car"

"I heard Rockstar has developed the technology for next gen that if you get a sciatica in the game, you get one in real life"

"I hope there are children in the game that gradually age and become disillusioned with society"

"they should have paid DLC on launch that lets us play as marvel characters and Ricky & Morty"

"you should be able to play the full version GTA 5 on a TV in GTA 6"

"I think there will be a secret third character who is much faster than the other two but he has to collect rings to complete the missions and he's blue"

"Rockstar needs to have more representation of people with disabilities so I can finally experience my dream: welding a wheelchair frame to flesh using a rocket I fired from a motorcycle"

"will there be a menstruating minigame for Lucia until we play long enough for her to reach menopause which will unlock samba classes and pelvic floor exercises?"

honestly I'm going to have to start writing these down and send them to the bureau. Some of you are just nuts. The things you want and the things you expect are not just patently ridiculous, out of touch and not on brand for GTA at all but fundamentally they're just stupid as hell and bordering on psychotic.

Let me clue you in, they've been making these games for 30 years. They know what they're doing. You will never have a better idea than what they're doing. just be quiet and wait for the game. its out when its out.

I don't hate your excitement but you are some of the most stupid people online. I have a feeling that most of the people who posts here are not actually old enough to legally buy the game. In fact I think some of you aren't even old enough to have a reddit account.

Wes Streeting stayed behind in number 10 today to talk to Kier Starmer and he was the last one out. We were made aware of a rumour about an hour later that Kier has had "amicable" discussions with Streeting about being relegated to a less senior position because the press is infatuated with this idea of a Wes Streeting challenge and it is "distracting from all the things labour has achieved" and since Wes Streeting has not officially made a challenge, he is possibly willing to do so instead of being in a sudden and premature contention with the Prime Minister.

Do you interpret the line "now it's on me, they've given up"

as

now it's on me because they have given up

or

now it's on me that they have given up on

Help me settle a debate with some stone faced coward and I'll have this show made within 2 years.

I pushed for Gonzo as the lead because he's my favourite and I don't know what to do with him and I'm not sure he and Kermit are the best combo by themselves but as a buddy cop movie, you need one thats pretty serious and dedicated and the other that's looser and wilder. So I think I got to put my man Kermit as Holmes and Gonzo as John Watson even though the dynamic is somewhat flipped. Plus it just makes sense to have Mrs Piggy as Irene Adler and Mary Watson as a hen.

Puppetry my dear Henson!

The Offspring have always been a kind of really embarrassing band but they were just on the radio and it's crazy how bad of a singer this guy is. And I'm not talking about outside of the realm of rock singers. There are plenty of front men who make up for unrefined voice by playing within their strengths, are great song writers or have other talents but this guy is just so flat. It's so flat. He's so flat he can't even sing Offspring songs. He should thank God every day that puddle of mud covered About A Girl otherwise they'd be in the number one spot for "worlds least talented"

Combine that with dopey novelty song writing and a band that does the bare minimum to fill that gap with no defining characteristics at all. I mean at least bowling for soup were funny. I mean it's really embarrassing. Being a fan of the offspring must feel like watching your headmaster perform Bloodhound Gang at your high school prom in a chimp onesie

This really is a band for true dipshits. You're all dipshits.

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I hate this performative fun that vapid adults force themselves into and make everybody's problem. It moves so slowly that even though there was no traffic it took me ages to park on my own street. They make so much noise because they have to convince people that they're having fun even though its some stupid novelty of pedalling incredibly slowly but with beer. take your stair masters to the beer garden you dumb boring fucks.

They obliterated your mind so that you remain children and then sell you axe throwing, mini-golf and escape rooms disguised as adult experiences. you live in a permanent state of Noels House Party.

knowing I live in a world with these people makes me want to end my life. I think I might jump off a theatre roof.

The fascist locked my post because I caused a small scene. keep calm and carry on. if you stand up like a nail then you will be knocked down. now they're going through the comments asking to "keep the discourse civil" you locked the thread you dumbasses. there is no discourse.