What’s up with not knowing ANYTHING about the very topic you all claim to be interested in?
Let’s be honest, I’m in like 40 Bigfoot Facebook groups. I see the same posts every day. I see the same comments. I see the same lame posts. I see them in every group! I see them on Reddit! I see it all over! Same dumb slop! I see a very small amount on Twitter, which I don’t get. Why is there so little Bigfoot talk on Twitter? Why isn’t there more? Why doesn’t anyone know anything? Especially the skeptical people. Why are the Venn diagrams so far off? Why is it so hard for people to find good data, you know, with the World Wide Web and all? There’s scientific websites. Why aren’t they used? NAbigfootsearch.com, SasquatchCanada.com — these have the scientific papers and essays. Trackway measurements, audio measurements, footprint casts, corroboration, data. It’s a virtual museum. Why don’t you look into this stuff? Why are skeptics so bad at this? Why don’t you know Bigfoot is real already? Why are there hundreds of posts on just Reddit about Bigfoot? What the heck are we all talking about if it’s not real? Why is there all this available information about them? Why are biologists writing books about Sasquatch? Why are tenured professors of bipedal anthropology writing books about Sasquatch feet?! What could a biologist possibly put in a book that’s 400 pages long if it’s all a complete hoax? What are we all doing here? Why are there all these sightings? Why are there all these books? Why are there all these documentaries? Why are there all these movies? Why is Jane Goodall writing forewords to Russian Sasquatch books, speaking as if Bigfoot are real? Why didn’t a single journalist cover this? Why do skeptics see them? Have you ever thought about that? Why do people that literally have never heard of Bigfoot see them? Why do professional people see them — doctors, lawyers, park rangers, firemen, police officers, sergeants, sheriffs, pilots, helicopter pilots, people of good standing, campers, hikers, actors, explorers, hunters, trail guides? Why is there a long worldwide history of them? Why do the Native Americans know all about them? Why do their stories match up? Why did the white settlers see them? Why do they describe the same thing that we hear in modern-day sightings? The corroboration matters. Why doesn’t this matter to you? Don’t give me the “where’s the body” crap either. That’s not a valid argument or reason to not explain this phenomenon. It’ll take you five years of research on why we don’t have a body or a fossil anyway. Why did the Native Americans in Canada see them? What are they seeing in Australia? Why are they called the Yowie? Why are they called the Yeren in China? Why are they called the Yeti? Why did the United Kingdom send scientific explorers out — and people who had climbed Mt. Everest — to find the Yeti? And why do little men think they can somehow chase down a physically superior being? Why are they found on every continent? Do you ever ask yourself these questions? Why don’t you? Why don’t you know that the PG Film was proven real and corroborated as authentic in 2007? Why don’t you know that the Sasquatch foot has had a taxonomic name since 2007? Why don’t you know who Stan Winston or Rick Baker are? Why don’t you know when breast augmentation was first invented? Why would a group of men in the 1960s make a fake suit about a male myth with breasts? Does this make sense to you? Why don’t you know about silicone and when it became widely available? Why don’t you know more about suit making? Why don’t you know that the toes are rising and some of the frames essentially prove the film is real? Why don’t you know that in some of the pictures the visible calf muscle makes it real — literally, outright? Why don’t you know more about muscle mechanics? Why don’t you know about the movement experts that have looked at this film? Why don’t you know about the stride length? Why don’t you know that Patty left 14.5-inch footprints? She left 10 of them. Why don’t you know that one of those footprints has a break or bend in the middle of the foot? It’s called the midtarsal break, named by Dr. Jeff Meldrum. Here’s the easiest thing: Sasquatch is a binary question. It is either real or not real. There will never be a press conference telling you that they are real!! That doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. You can’t just be on the fence about it until a magical press conference happens. They either exist or they don’t exist. All it takes is one eyewitness to be telling the truth for the entire thing to be real. All it takes is one piece of physical evidence for the entire thing to be real. We have thousands of pieces of evidence. We have books written by biologists — multiple books filled with evidence, literally filled with evidence — and you, the great skeptics that you are, don’t even know there are Bigfoot books available. You use circular reasoning and don’t even realize it. You’re trapped in your own bubble. You have to literally train your brain how to accept some of this new information. Your main problem is accepting that Bigfoot is completely dominant over you in the forest. They are smarter than you. They have a language. I’m sorry that you don’t know that, but the rest of us know this and we’ve known about this language since 1971: the Sierra Sounds. Where have you been? I LITERALLY could go on and on and on and on. You know all we have left for the scientific method is the body right? We have everything else. People talk about the body not realizing we already HAVE everything else. We have all the other sciences