u/Worldly-Dog-9571

The Queen of the Karens appears in front of you. She wants to let you know what it is like to suffer like her. Therefore, she offers you a deal. She will give you $1,000,000, but you will have to spend the next year of your life as an old woman.

Aches. Pains. Weird stains. Many complaints. You'll have to endure it all.

Once the year is up, you will return to your normal body with your prize.

Would you take the deal?

A magical microphone appears and offers you a challenge. He will give you $1,000 dollars for every word you can say in just one breath. Here are the rules:

You are allowed to prepare for one minute before you start. You can use this time to think about what you will say and do breathing exercises to help you get ready.

As soon as the minute is up, you will have to keep speaking for as long as possible. As soon as you take a breath, the challenge ends.

How much would you be able to earn?

A genie appears while you are on the toilet and offers you a deal. He feels you have been wasting your life recently, so he offers you $30,000,000, but with a catch: you will only live for a maximum of 30 extra years.

You will still be mortal and therefore could die sooner, but if you do not, in exactly 30 years time, you will suffer a fatal heart attack and die on the spot.

Would you accept this deal, or reject it and live the remainder of your natural life?

A magical pomeranian appears and offer you a deal. He will give you $1,000 for each donut you eat in the next 6 hours. However, the Pomeranian will not permit greed. If you ever eat too much to the point of vomiting, you will be instantly disqualified and, as your punishment, be allergic to donuts for the rest of your life.

What would be your strategy, and how many could you eat?

An otherworldly ostrich has been monitoring your daily phone usage and decides to teach you a lesson. He appears and offers you $1,000,000, but you will be cursed to always have a maximum of 3% battery charge on your devices. No matter how much you charge them, the battery will never go above 3%. This applies to all devices, present and future, including your phone, tablet, laptop, etc.

Would you accept this outrageous offer?

A wrinkled old leprechaun appears and offers you a choice. He will give you $10,000,000, or the ability to never get sick again. This does not mean that you are immortal. You can still die, and you will also age naturally. However, you will have an advanced immune system that protects you from every disease, even ones such as cancer and dementia.

Which option would you take and why?

An evil genie appears and zaps you into your games console. To escape, you must pick one of three fates for the next 10 years:

1. You are a spectator in Rocket League. You will be cursed to continually watch 1v1 games between two bronze ranked players. As soon as one mistake-ridden game ends, another will begin.

2. You are a toad in Mario 64. You are trapped in a never-ending cycle of being captured by Bowser and then freed by Mario. As soon as you are rescued, the game restarts and you have to go through it all again.

3. You are a librarian villager in Minecraft who is imprisoned by Steve for enchanted books. You sell density three and unbreaking two books, so you are not his favorite villager, but you are not useless either.

If for whatever reason you die at any point in the game, you will be instantly respawned.

Which curse would you choose and why?

A sadistic, magical toilet roll appears and offers you a deal. He will give you $1,000,000, but as a result you will be cursed to never be able to touch or use sanitary paper again. This includes kitchen roll, wipes, napkins, and toilet paper. If you ever try to touch any of these items, they will burn through your skin like acid.

Would you accept this diabolical deal?