I need a exorcist
Varas struggled as he dragged Layne into the Citadel, as she'd been possessed by a demon. "Ngahh-- I-I need some help here!! I... don't trust myself to exorcise her myself."
Varas struggled as he dragged Layne into the Citadel, as she'd been possessed by a demon. "Ngahh-- I-I need some help here!! I... don't trust myself to exorcise her myself."
"I, Varas Welds, have decided to run for education minister. I'm very smart, so vote for me."
Varas giggled as he dragged a rather steep ramp into position, right outside the Grand Gate. "This is a very good idea." He faced the ramp away from the Gate and backed up against it.
He was ready.
He crouched down and touched his thurible to the ground as he chanted. "EEEHEU!!!"
With that, he launched forward at an alarming speed as he headed for the ramp, creating pillars of fire behind him.
*"YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!"* As he hit the ramp, he was launched high into the air.
[[ My fiance made this based on what I've been telling him. ]]
This was originally just meant to show what Varas sounds like and I got very carried away with making this.
"THIS IS MY BOSS ROOM NOW!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!"
He's somehow being an even bigger idiot that usual. He also wants to fight someone. What a dumbarse.
I forgot to water them for ages
Are they salvagable?