
New sticker design
I made this sticker for gas pumps. I’m too broke to afford to have it printed but if anybody would like to take it I’d love to see it make its way out in the world.

I made this sticker for gas pumps. I’m too broke to afford to have it printed but if anybody would like to take it I’d love to see it make its way out in the world.
Anybody able to help me out. I drive a Subaru Crosstrek but can’t figure out how to get the 38’ PVC pipe from Home Depot back to my studio apartment? Are other people running a tandem crosstrek setup? Also is 4 stories of pipe enough, or do I need a 50 footer?
My proposal is for Blue Balls, the giant blue Cock. The base concrete will be mixed with the ashes of dinner receipts from failed first dates to memorialize our horrible dating scene forever.
I am going to zero in on one specific plate type but first some general rage. Your custom license plates are all dumb as hell. You are paying extra money each and every year to broadcast an inside joke that nobody thinks is funny. You aren’t clever, funny or unique, and E and 3 and I and 1 are different fucking letters and the fact that some other moron already came up with your stupid idea and you still want to spend money for the alternate version is absurd.
There is a special crown given to the kings of this stupid trend and that is the “One Slow (insert car model here)”. Nobody cares about your Mustang, BMW, VW, Subaru, or any other car that is in fact slow but you cut the exhaust and chopped the springs on. 1SLOSUBI, you suck, enjoy your paper mache head gasket. 1SLOAMG, you are a disgrace to the sleeper category of cars. All of you can go to hell