u/UHElle — reddlx

The criminal and the crime

Marshawn Lynch, I’m Just Here So I Don’t Get Fined, likes to ride around in my bra. It’s never been an issue. But this week, I went to Michael’s and I guess he hated the bead aisle, coz he bit my boob TWICE only when I walked down that aisle. He’s never bitten before and he hasn’t in the days since, but I was on the phone when it happened and had to just grit my teeth and continue the convo while he bit and shook his head wildly, lol. Such a little turd, but we love him so much! My partner suggested getting a good pic of his bite mark and getting a tattoo of it in a similar pale red color to immortalize his crime. Might have to add that to the list!

u/UHElle — 1 day ago

▲ 18 r/orchids

Here’s the link for the collector with hours and info for tomorrow (bout done for today). You’ll enter on Avenue M1/2–look for signs.

https://orchidsandtropicals.com

u/UHElle — 12 days ago

▲ 57 r/ferns

Orchids and others in comments

u/UHElle — 12 days ago

▲ 0 r/houston

It’s my bday today (41!) and I **really** want an Arlo’s burger. Obviously I’m not gonna drive to Austin for that, but there’s gotta be something almost as good locally. Here’s the catch—I don’t just want someone that cooks me an impossible or beyond burger. I can do that at home. I’d prefer someone that makes their own burgers, and not black bean ones. The closest thing I’ve been able to google looks like either Houstatlanta Vegan or maybe Trill Burger? Does anyone have input? Bonus points if they’re closer to clear lake, but we’ll be all the way in town most of the weekend, so I’ll make a drive.

Feel free to drop your other favorite veggie place, too, even better if you’ve got a viet place that has an actually good veggie pho broth.

Thanks!

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u/UHElle — 12 days ago