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Yes praise Loviatar because Abdirak made it through. So did nine fingers Keane (setting up a Guild Vs Zent pairing next round with Roah). Alfira contiues to make music as Araj falls to the side. And finally Omeluum put up a good fight but Rolan was just too powerful in the end. (pie charts at the end again)

Today;

1. Helsik vs Jaheira- this warlock with a flair for gold and the eyeshadow to match. Doesn't have much in the way of morals but she makes up with coin and that. Or do you still want that cougar half elf Jaheira? Does her calling you cub give you strange feelings? Are you ready to be the step parent to her (multiple adult) children?
2. Rugan vs Gortash- In round 1 Rugan was the only person who got 100% of the vote share , can he repeat that? Or are you tired of him standing you up at the elfsong. Or do you still really really wish Durgetash was real and therefore have to go for this greaseball.
3. Nym vs Lakrissa- This drow proustite does seem to harbour a secret sweet side. Do you want her or do you want to vote for the last drow in the comp. Or is Lakrissa your girl, doesn't ability to keep that postive spirit up amaze you. Don't you want to spoil her.
4. Dammon vs Spaw. Could Dammon fix you. Can you mend his? Does his ability to land on top in Baldur's gate entice you? Or Do you chose the mushroom. He's very excited your coming? (again vote for the character not the actor)

Yesterday you guys decided that you didn't need Hope but really wanted a muscle mummy, you'd rather a devil than monster hunter, sometimes it's possible to be too small and the fear of spiders won out. With Z'rell, Raphael, Roah and Barcus all making it through. (I attached the Pie charts for the voter break down if it interests you).

today:

1. Alfira vs Araj- in the women in the arts vs the women in stem. Do you see yourself making music Alfira. Or are you doing highly questionable experiments with Araj.
2. Abdirak vs He Who Was. The one who sees pain as a form of prayer or the one who see pain as a form of punishment. Which crazy white boy is for you.
3. Kagha vs Keane- Which one can you bring to the side or good. The druid who tried to build a wall-or the leader of the biggest gang in the city (mafia romance troupes..)
4. Omeluum vs Rolan- the veggie mindflayer vs the promising wizard. Do you wish to understand Omelumm on a deeper level. Are you dreaming of it's tentcales? Or do you want to make that grumpy wizard pine? And give his siblings something to bully him about?

And we're into round two! Isobel (setting up a Shar vs Selune match for Shadowheart's heart with Nocturne), Leon (a second draw-again I went with the top comment), Viconia (we can still fix you girl) and Blurg (rip Wither's big naturals) went through to the second round.

I thought since some of you guys might be interested in vote break downs so their in the back in case your you want to take a look.

Anyway onto the four new pairing today;

1. Hope vs Z'rell- Don't you just want the best girl, and embodiment of her name, even if she is a bit mad. Or this muscle mummy and probably the most evil girl left in the competition with Z'rell.
2. Grandel vs Raphael- This Dad searching for his girls, a decent man who sticks to his word and doesn't even kick up a fuss when we lie to him in act 1 vs The Devil you love to hate, hopefully you can get him to perform better in the bedroom
3. Dolly Dolly Dolly vs Roah our two shortest left! Do you want the foul mouthed tiny Dolly, or the cool nonchalant Roah. Or do you want a faye or a Zent
4. Barcus Vs Kar'niss Do you want to help Barcus learn he deserves far far more than what Wulbern ever gave him. Help this extremely loyal man mend his heart. Or do you want to help Kar'niss heal form all the various traumas the multiple gods have put on him.

Okay so yesterday we had our first draw between Voss and Volo with them both getting 39 votes each. I opted to go with Voss since the top most upvoted comment (and 3 out of the following 4) chose him. Are we Okay with this going forward or should I do something else going forward.

Nocturne, Lucretious and Zevlor also made it through.

A moment of silence for those characters who received less votes that Wulbern;

• Lorroakan
• Ulder Ravengard
• Counsellor Florrick
• Elminster
• Valeria
• Sarevok
• Ulma
• Mayrinna
• Haarleep
• Vlaakith

On to today and our final 4 pairings

1. Isobel vs Dalyria- This undead cleric of Selune don't you want to stop all her tears with kisses-if only just to stop her make up running. Vs This undead former Doctor who's desperate to find a way to live again by any means necessary, don't you want to help her in this situation.
2. Dror Ragzlin vs Leon- One of the three leaders of the Goblins in act 1 Dorr certainly doesn't lead much to the imagination in his outfit choices. Don't you want a Barb like that in bed. Vs Leon- desperate undead Dad who will do anything to save his daughter and get her away from Cazador, don't you want to help him. And Smite Cazador even more.
3. Vicona vs Mystra- former BG2 love interest, you already put the other one through so don't you want to help bring her out of the dark again. And show her loves and kisses. Or do you wish to be chosen by the mother of magic, just ignore what happened to her last chosen right?
4. Withers vs Blurg- I know you all want to suck on those big naturals. Or is our smart Hobgoblin with a passion for learning for you-can you see your self running away with him.

Oh heads up my plan is to continue with 4 pairings a day for the next round and then go down to 2 a day for the next two rounds and then 1 a day after that.

Yesterday you guys were scared to go full hag, decided Cazador's purr was one step too far, it was too soon for Mayrinna and Haarlep will just have to cope.

Today we have;

1. Nocturne vs Vaalkith- Shadowheart's girl Friday, and possible former bosom pal, don't you want to bring her out of the dark and into the light vs the undying lich queen herself, do you want to make her wish she was alive again.
2. Volo vs Voss- Immortal wizard and author sometimes brain surgeon Volo, could be very peggable if you as me. Or the forever loyal voice-epitome of the one who waited do you want to make him wait for you.
3. Lucretius vs Korilla- Queen of the circus and necromancer to boot- don't you want to rescurit her love life. Vs one bad sister but an ever loyal to those she deems worthy, do you want to worthy in her eyes.
4. Zevlour vs Wulbern- Tired former paladin just trying to do his best don't you want to make this very sad Dad. Can't you see turning it around for him- Or Do you want to Fuck Wulbern Bongle

Right it was a day of first yesterday. First pairing in which one side got zero votes Rugan vs Sarevok. And one pairing which was only separated by a single vote Spaw vs Geraldus. And you guys chose the Mushrooms! So thats Helsik, Rugan, Lakrissa and Spaw continuing on. Today we have;

1. Jaeheria vs Mayrinna. Its mother on mother action her. Will our cougar companion take you heart and then some whilst dealing with her unruly hord of children. Or are you going to help Mayrinna in getting over Connor and being a parent to baby Connor!

2. Gortash vs Cazador. Is the Tyrant whose too busy for kisses for you, do you really want to make durgetash truly canon. Then I have a (greasy) man for you. Or do you want that vampire daddy, do you really want to piss off Astarion. Do you not mind the lack of nose holes, cause you might just want Cazador.

3. Ethel vs Nym- dont let her insults fool ya, Ethel canonically regrets not jumping your bones in the epilogue. So do you want to get down with her. Vs Nym the second of the Drow twins, suprising kind a gentle with her clients could probably provide you with a nice conversation at least (check out if Astarion goes alone with her for more).

4. Dammon vs Haarlep. Our blacksmith and repairer of Karlach's heart. All round decent guy trying to make it work for him in a world against his kind. Don't you want help hammer his ores (please vote for the charcter and ignore voice actor). Or Haarlep, the catty gossip and Raphael's personal toy. Litterally made for sex and more than happy to provide. But cant you see yourself gossiping with a glass of red wine about the goings on of the house of Hope.

The format changes are due to me being away from my computer-back to normal tomorrow

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So this sub is perhaps more cowardly than I thought as we said goodbye to the murder queen herself Orin. But at the same time you still really want to get down with a crazy elf with Araj, He Who Was and Kagha all making it through. Along with our favourite mindflayer Omeluum.

Today we've got;

1. Sazza vs Helsik- another battle of the shorties. This time is our favourite imprisoned goblin and achievement in game vs mistress of coin herself and act 3 trad Helsik can she open a portal to your heart.

2. Rugan vs Sarevok can this zent daddy in need stir your heart. Do you wish he still met you at the elfsonf for that drink. Vs incest Grandpa and Bhaalchild-okay full disclourse I have played the other games if someone want to add proganda for him based them please post it in the comments!

3. Larkrissa vs Ulma don't you just want to treat this Teifling queen right, make it so she doesn't have to work in the elfsong anymore. She's already flirting with you in game. Vs this Grandma who out for vengeance, but what if you could give her so much more.

4. Harper Geraldus vs Sovereign Spaw come on we all want to peg the sad Harper right. And then pepper his face with kisses and tell him he is enough vs thie very definition of a hear me out and leader of his people Spaw! Dont tell me you've never thought about doing it with a mushroom

In perhaps the most unsurprising results it was a complete landside in votes yesterday with Alfira, Abdirak, Keane and Rolan all getting over 40 votes each. On the Losers only Florrick managed more than 5 votes. And Ulder and Elminster both got less votes than Valeria. Anyway on to today;

1. Derryth vs Araj- Can you finally treat Derryth right and help her get past her pervious abusive relationship and give this dwarf mummy the love she needs. Or does Araj's voice just do it for her and are you wanting to be her willing subject for all her blood experiments.
2. Orpheus vs He Who Was. Do you want to free the Prince of the Gith and be richly rewarded for it. Be by his right hand in the upcoming rebellion of the Gith. Or do you wan to punish the wicked alongside this crazy sexy elf.

3.Kagha vs Orin. Which kid killer do you want lol! Or have you cast aside the shadow durids from the grove and want to help Kagha with rebilhetation (and maybe get her a new hair cut) in all the ways that means. Or do you want to get laid in the sewers and absolutely 100% be killed by Orin afterwards. (I'm sorry I get that she's hot but she's goanna kill you afterwards)

4. Dribbles the Clown vs Omeluum. Are you into bad puns, crude jokes and have always had a thing for a clown. Then do I have a Homicidal Maniac for you! Or would you prefer to get down with our favourite vegetarian Mindflayer. I'm sure you will both find it illuminating.

Edit- It's day 4-guys I'm copying the titles lol

Big Landside votes for all four pairings yesterday-since most of you didn't want to break up the moon Lesbians. Raphael still interests you despite Haarlep's comments. Dolly x3 had you wanting to discover you're kinky side. And Lorroakan got a grand total of 3 votes against Barcus (for refence the next lowest no. votes is Gut at 12) will this be beaten?

Today's pairings are as follows

1. Alfira vs Counsellor Florrick Our would be should of been bard companion and all around absolute sweetheart/ tragic victim of the game vs Florrick hard worker and advisor to the grand duke himself, and may I say the most fashionable lady in the game.
2. Elminster Vs Abdirak- Okay this is where my lack of knowledge of DND stuff comes out-but based on the game alone, he's been the lover of a Goddess and has a room in a brothel named after him-that's got to count for something, so vote Gale's Granddad. Or are whips and chains more your thing do you wish to praise the goddess of pain all night long then Abdirak is for you.
3. Valeria vs Nine Fingers Keane- Will this celestial flying Elephant win your heart with her choice drink and attuite to work win your heart. Or is the head of the guild be for you, she might be a bad girl but she does care about her city- is there a secret heart of gold there.
4. Rolan vs Ulder Ravengard- Wizard in training, fiercely loving of his siblings and absolute brat Rolan. Do you want to move into his tower post game. Vs Daddy Ravengard himself, reoccurring quest item and grand duke of the city, can you see yourself getting down with him or are you too angry for how he treated Wyll

Following yesterday's first vote Aradin, Exxvikyap, Misnc and Mizora have been voted out. Hope and Gandrel both won by a landside. Whereas it was much tighter for Roah and Kar'niss.

I'm not going to lie, I'm a little surprised to see Mizora go out round 1 but hey that's how the people voted .

On to today and we've got some big names here

1. Z'rell vs Aylin- Do we want to become this half orc muscle Mummy's 18th spouse. Or do we want to get Isobel out the picture and enjoy this demi-god's paladin's thighs all to ourselves. Also this is a good example of the random pairings because I would not of put these two muscle gals together round 1.

2. Raphael vs Sorn- Both found in Sharess' Caress' in act 3-we've got the devil himself Raphael, he can talk a good game but can he talk his way to our hearts. Or Sorn the man whose done Drizzt Do'Urden roleplay one too many times- and prefers it with the lights off

3. Dolly Dolly Dolly vs Priestess Gut- two small galls. Are you really really into a size kink and enjoy insults in your loving then maybe Dolly is for you. Or are you into bodily modfications and bowing down to the absolute if so Gut is for you.

4. Barcus vs Lorroakan- Barcus said we didn't deserve a kiss but I disagree, we really do. Can you see yourself as his rebound form Wulbern Or Are you cool with doing immoral things for immortality and do you want a really cool tower if so Lorrokan is here. And don't you just want to put his back out doing it.

Let's finally put it too rest on who should of been a romance option. With this 64 person tournament.

All pairings were determined by random number generator, after assigning them all a number between 1 and 32. Spilt between masc and femme groupings mainly to get a fair amount of both.

I'll admit if I missed someone, that's on me and please tell me. But I did veto durge on the fact whilst he is in a Tav game- he's not exactly a NPC you can talk to. And Ketheric I admit I forgot about (How!). I discounted the Emperor since I did count it to be a romance but I don't see the same for Mizora or Haarleep so their here.

Anyway Vote on the first four brackets

1. Aradin vs Gandrel- Angry quest leader who's quick to throw a punch vs a desperate Dad looking for his daughters and willing to steal our favourite vampire

2 . Hope vs  Exxvikyap- Recently freed cleric learning to recovery and rebuild post her imprisonment vs Weapon seller and joy to be around Exxvikyap, don't you want to but her spear.

3. Misnc vs Kar'niss- the team himbo, hero and Boo's stead doesn't really think about sex- but larian did consider making him an origin companion with a romance vs Our poor sad mad spiderman Kar'niss, don't you just want to bring a smile to his face.

4. Roah vs Mizora- Halfling baddie who sells people vs half devil baddie who buys peoples souls-in this completely randomly drawn bad girl pairing.

Put your votes in the comments!