u/Timeraft

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So back around Christmastime the ASMRscriptguild discord server (Its a great community if you haven't already joined up! Link: https://discord.gg/sF26Bxqjsu ) did an event where script writers write a gift script for a VA. Now that the VA has posted it (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUYqLz6-cWM ) I'm posting it publicly.

The request was for a yandere speaker and a tsundere listener. I don't like writing “realistic” yandere scenarios because I have some personal baggage relating to that sort of deal. So I decided to add a “mystical” element and then things got out of hand I guess. I was inspired by this song ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTni-TWEvl0 )

Basically what we’ve got here is an immortal witch from the paleolithic era who feels pity for a tired and exhausted woman (I accidentally read that as F4A and avoided pronouns. LMK if you want me to change that up!). She sorta kinda decides to just kidnap them and turn them into a cat but the listener kinda turns the tables on them, by refusing to go along without something in return. (There's also an element of “Primal skinwalker type witch” wants to transition to “pretty woman with a mansion and a cat type witch”) It ends ambiguous about what form their relationship will take in the end (listener is a neko now though.) I think I really nailed the “Soft domme vs tsundere” aspect and I hope you agree!

Also as always this script is good to modify and monetize!

I think in time I'll make a non yandere version of this

Dialog in plain text
Context in italics
Sfx in bold
Context that changes the audio in bold italics.

The listener is walking through a park on a cold winter day. A pretty woman in a winter coat starts yelling at them.

Hey!

Walking up

Hey excuse me, do you have a moment?

I brought you a coffee. It's a Black and Tan. The barista at railyard said that was your go-to drink. Which is interesting, that's not really what I'd have pegged you for.

Author's note: Railyard is the name of a coffee shop in this fictional town.

Oh-I uh I’m sorry. I want to talk to you so, I thought maybe if I offered coffee, it might put you at ease. It’s not poisoned or anything! I’m not going to like drug you or anything. 

Awkward laughter

It's warm! And it's cold out here! 

Wind

It’s bitter cold, you feel that cold north wind? It's a dark and cruel and old breeze. Older than you. Older than me. And I’m old. Really old. Paleolithic old.

I see you a lot. Around town. And I see the way you walk. You carry a lot on your shoulders. Enough to crush someone. I see it, I want you to know that somebody sees it. You’re tired, really tired. I get that. 

You try hard and you feel like you never get anywhere. Life’s been hard and cruel to you. Everything you want seems to crumble into dust when you finally get it into your hands. I've heard you cry out in the night. Wishing, begging, praying for a way out of all of this. Liberty from this cruel and angry world that just takes, and takes, and takes, and never ever gives anything back. 

This world that grinds you down and kicks and stomps on you then demands that you get back up and let them do it again. It hurts and it hurts and it hurts and I can't stand to watch it. I can't stand to see somebody like you suffering like you do. You’re a good person. Not perfect by any means, but frankly you’re a lot better than me. 

You’re hard on yourself. Honestly, I don't think it's fair. That you have to deal with all this.

Listen. I have a solution. I have a way I can take you away from all of that. You’re coming with me.

The listener had almost fallen into a trance but now starts getting nervous. They tell the witch that they'd rather not go with her.

Oh no, I’m sorry you don't really have a choice. I've heard you crying in the night, and it moved me. I saw you. Despair and exhaustion overtook you, and that night even though you didn't know it, that night you became mine.

The Witch steps even closer. She touches the listeners cheek.

I’ve made a choice. Maybe a cruel one. You need somebody to keep you safe and warm. Somebody to love and protect you. Somebody to take away these burdens. So I’m going to do that. I’m going to take you away from all this. I'm going to give you the peace and rest that you so desperately crave and greatly deserve. 

And there's nothing you can do about it.

I’m going to make you my Familiar. 

You look scared. It's cute, honestly. 

Listener starts backing away

Run away if you wish. I’ll only catch you tired.

The listener runs away.

See you later!

Soft laughter as the listener runs away

More running

They reach their apartment. 

The speaker is inside their apartment

Have a good jog? Need some water? You look a little tuckered out.

I told you. All you accomplished was making yourself tired. You can't run from me. I won’t let you.

I like this place. It's small and shabby, but you’ve made it your own. There's warmth here, beneath it all. Just not as much warmth as you deserve.

Listener tries to sneak back out the door

No you’re not running again.

The speaker snaps their fingers. The door slams shut and locks.

In fact. How about we switch over to my place.

Snap!

They're both teleported to a far nicer house.

Like it? Cozy right? I've lived in this mansion for a long time. I traded a woman's life for it. Long long ago. 

You'll be spending a lot of time here, I'll give you the tour later. You'll like it.

Also you're in my house now. Take off your shoes. 

Please.

Thank you.

Listener says they don't want to be her familiar.

Oh honey, I already made the choice for you. I know you'd never ask this for yourself, but you want it. I'm not going to stand by and watch you suffer the indignation of this world. And I'm not going to let your stubbornness get in the way of giving you a better fate. You're going to be my familiar and that is pretty much all there is to it. You're welcome.

I've never had one before. I was always scared that a familiar would change me. But I've been thinking lately. Maybe I need to be changed, you know? Maybe I need more of a human touch. Somebody like you has a lot of empathy, and I think I need to learn that for myself. I could stand to be more empathetic 

Quit whining. If you could be trusted to make your own choices you probably wouldn't have caught my eye to start with. 

Look I’ve heard you ask to be taken away from everything every night. Every night for quite a while. It's not my fault you didn't think anybody was listening. You wanted it so bad I felt it clear from the other side of town. Way out here up north in the pines. I felt the loneliness and the desperation and it hit me hard in my bones. In a way nothing has swayed me in a very very long time.
So I’m sorry, but I know what is really in your heart. Your consent here is implied.

They start to get closer and more reassuring

I’m lonely and tired too, you know? I’m old. Probably older than I have any right to be. The years weigh on me sometimes. I wake up screaming in the night and I hear drums and fire bellowing in the distance like they did when this land was primal and young. I see faces in the crowd sometimes that remind me of faces I’ve known. Faces I’ve betrayed, faces I’ve let down. Faces that cursed my name. I want to be different. I want to be better. I want to give back some of what I’ve taken. I need a companion. I need you.

They start to touch the listeners cheek and get uncomfortably close to them.

Am I truly so scary? I don't think I’m particularly frightening to look at at least. Honestly I’d say I’m kinda pretty. Beautiful even. In a strange way. Just like you. We’re more alike than you think.

Let me touch you. You’re so starved for warmth and affection. Let me give you some. Let me touch you.

Shhhhh. You're shaking. Deep breaths.

There we go. Do you feel that? The warmth of my touch? You’ve longed for this haven't you? You’re so cold. So so cold to the touch. 

Take my fire, my warmth. It’s yours to have. I give it freely. Now and forever.

That's it. Let my love wash over you. 

They touch their foreheads.

You’ve had some rough fucking years. I know. 

I have too. I’ve lived long and hard. I’ve killed and feasted on the blood of the sacred elk. I ate its heart and took what was rightfully his. It tasted like the great white north. 

I’ve danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. I know the names of dark and twisted things and those things have learned to fear and love me. 

I killed my brother for power. I killed my sister for love. And I killed my lover for envy. I’ve done wrong and I’ve done cruelties. Things that keep me up at night. But what I'm about to do to you? This won't be one of them. You might not like it, but its the right thing for you. You know that deep down.

Listener starts crying

Shhhh I promise it's alright. Let the tears fall as they may. It's ok to be overwhelmed and it's ok to be scared. Change is hard, but we’ll change together. 

Oh I almost forgot.

Magical voice

Change for me.

The listener starts turning into a cat. They fight against it.

Please stop struggling for once. Let yourself be overcome. Just let it happen. You’re going to love being my cat. 

I'm going to love and protect and comfort you and there's nothing you can do about it. 

If you didn't desire this fate deep down then this spell wouldn't work. That's the funny thing.

Upon hearing this the listener is able to partly reverse the changes.

Oh what's this? You're fighting it better than I thought you might. You've pushed back the changes I see.

Amused chuckling

What's it going to take to make you see reason here?

Ha! I can force my will on you if I have to. Break you down bit by bit.  Piece by piece. I dont take no for an answer. Ever. 

I won't have to break you’re will though. I know you want this. I see your soul for what it is. The fact that you kept the ears is proof enough.

The listener realizes they still have cat ears.

Didn't notice? Damn youre a cute little fucker you know that? I like that you became orange. 

I have a better idea than just overpowering you. I'm no genie, but I've been thinking. How about in exchange for being my familiar, I grant you three wishes?

I have some limitations, sure, but not that many. I can't do anything world altering, but this town? I can make just about anything happen here. Given enough time at least.

There's a couple rules. I won't raise the dead, they never come back right anyways. I won't make anyone fall in love with you, because I would get really jealous. Murder is on the table though. I haven't killed anybody in a while, I'd love to see if I still have my fastball, so to speak.

What do you say to that oh familiar-to-be? Sound fair?

Oh I see we have a haggler. You want five wishes? And you get to keep your human form?

Laughs

Heh, people are always so attached to their forms. It's cute, like a little kid with a blankie. 

Tell you what. I'll grant you four wishes. And you can be human one day, for every nine you spend in whatever form I need you to take. You're gonna keep those cat ears when you're in your human form though. Because they're cute.

Does that sound fair? I hope so, because that's the final offer.

Listener reluctantly accepts

Don't look so torn up, I promise you'll love this in time. 

Now then what are your wishes?

The listener asks them to do some kindnesses for people they know. The wishes take the form of stuff like healing a coworker's sick kid, or helping a friend get out of debt.

I like those. They're selfless, kind even. You're a gentle soul deep down aren't you?

What's funny is that most of this stuff I can just do with my money, I wont even need to cast a spell for some of these. I wonder what that says about your society. 

Well let's seal the deal then. Come here.

Smooch.

Oh I'm sorry, did you expect a handshake? You're cute. Play your cards right and there might be more of those in your future.

It's gonna take me a few days to grant all these wishes, until then you're free to do whatever. I'll come find you when it's time to fulfill your end of the bargain. You're free to go.

Listener begins to leave but hesitates

Buttttt you don't have to leave either. I know you don't have anything going on tonight. How about you stay for dinner? I'm making pheasant cutlets with lemon and rosemary and I've got a nice bottle of Chianti I've been saving for such an occasion. 

What? You got better plans tonight? 

Like I said you’re free to go, but how about you stick around? At least for tonight. Let's talk for a while. Get to know each other. 

Hell, I'd like to cuddle a little bit if that's ok with you. That little moment we had made me realize that I’m touch starved too.

Yeah I thought you might like that last idea. You're cute.

Let me keep you safe and warm tonight.

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