u/Thrwwyforrandostuff — reddlx

You will be given $3.3 million tax free if you fulfil one of three tasks a genie sets before you. You choose the task. If you fail, you spend 3 years in federal prison + natural consequences of your position.

Task One: You become Sir Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Your job is to last 202 more days as Prime Minister, starting today. He is… unpopular, to put it mildly.

Win condition: remain Prime Minister of a United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) on Day 202.

Task Two: You become Vladimir Putin, President of Russia. Your job is to last 202 days more as President of Russia. The war is deeply unpopular and assassination plots are swirling - especially if someone thinks something is weird with Putin…

Win condition: you are alive and President of Russia on Day 202. You must control all internationally recognised Russian territory.

Task Three: You become Marco Rubio, Secretary of State of the United States of America. Your job: survive Trump and don’t get fired or worse for 202 days. We all know how Trump can be…

Win condition: you are still SecState on Day 202. You are not dead.

Upon failing or succeeding, you are transported back to your own body, either to enjoy your money or to federal prison…

Do you take it? Which one do you take?

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u/Thrwwyforrandostuff — 3 days ago

▲ 58 r/hypotheticalsituation

You are given the power to shape-shift into any person or animal that can physically exist on Earth. There is a catch. Once you shift into a form for the first time, you need to spend 365 days in that form to unlock it for instantaneous use. Do you take it and what do you transform into?

Once 365 days passes, you can shift into it and back within 1 second. Whenever you want.

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u/Thrwwyforrandostuff — 3 days ago

▲ 9 r/hypotheticalsituation

An eccentric wizard offers you a contract. You will commit to never telling an outright lie ever again in your life, in exchange for money. If you believe a fact to be true and say it and it turns out to be a lie, that still counts a lie.

The eccentric wizard has supernatural means of checking what an outright lie is and there are penalties for saying a lie.

The first lie: warning. The second lie: $10k fee. The third lie: $100k fee. The fourth lie: $500k fee. The fifth lie: $1m fee. The sixth lie: 12 years in federal prison. The seventh lie: 24 years in federal prison. And so on.

Your REWARDS though: $25k in your first year of not telling lies, $75k in your second year, $132k in your third year, $232k in your fourth year, then $505k per year from your fifth year onward. Adjusted for inflation.

If you manage to tell three lies or less in your first five years, the eccentric wizard will also throw in a $5.05m bonus as well as perfect health for the next 17 years.

Do you take the deal?

Some examples: “Elena may like me” - can’t be a lie, she MAY.

“Elena likes me” - a lie if she does not.

“Dinosaurs have never existed” - the eccentric wizard checks this supernaturally and it comes out to be a lie.

“Capitalism is the best system we’ve thought of so far” - the eccentric wizard will check and based on the supernatural results of his check, it will either be a lie or not.

You get it.

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u/Thrwwyforrandostuff — 3 days ago