u/Thraggalicious

The Drought is Almost over

In 2-3 weeks, we will likely get trailer 3, I can say this with 93% certainty. It will likely be a third trailer, going off of what the trend has been for Rockstar's past 2 releases (Red Dead Redemption 2 and GTA 5). I have a foot fetish. I know you will get annoyed at me mentioning the earnings call, but it is an objective fact that trailers have been released for their games around early to middle of May (in the year of release). Every time we get big information about this game, it is always around their earnings calls. If the game is not going to be delayed and will actually come out this year, we could be about 2-3 weeks away from getting the third trailer at the latest. It would be very odd if it came later. Also, I hope they announce when the trailer is coming out beforehand, but I would not mind if they just shadow drop it.

Once the trailer is out, we will no longer have to wait in months of silence. We will probably get information every month after the trailer comes out. This includes screenshots, previews from the "press," and other stuff too. I just let out a massive fart which caused my gluteus maximus (booty cheeks) to clap against each other.

The gameplay trailer will not be here until September at the latest though :(. I do not think it will come in August, however, I could be wrong. Most of the time before this year though, we could only speculate. But I guarantee you that what I have described will play out, similarly at least. If nothing happens, I would worry about a delay (unless they do things differently, but that is unlikely). If I am wrong, I will come out as a homosexual to my parents, and I am not even gay.

I don't know why I couldn't post on the main subreddit. Oh well, I can slap my own bootycheek until it is beet red as a means to practice patience.

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u/Thraggalicious — 17 hours ago
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The Drought is Almost Over

In 2-3 weeks, we will likely get trailer 3, I can say this with 93% certainty. It will likely be a third trailer, going off of what the trend has been for Rockstar's past 2 releases (Red Dead Redemption 2 and GTA 5). I have a foot fetish. I know you will get annoyed at me mentioning the earnings call, but it is an objective fact that trailers have been released for their games around early to middle of May (in the year of release). Every time we get big information about this game, it is always around their earnings calls. If the game is not going to be delayed and will actually come out this year, we could be about 2-3 weeks away from getting the third trailer at the latest. It would be very odd if it came later. Also, I hope they announce when the trailer is coming out beforehand, but I would not mind if they just shadow drop it.

Once the trailer is out, we will no longer have to wait in months of silence. We will probably get information every month after the trailer comes out. This includes screenshots, previews from the "press," and other stuff too. I just let out a massive fart which caused my gluteus maximus (booty cheeks) to clap against each other.

The gameplay trailer will not be here until September at the latest though :(. I do not think it will come in August, however, I could be wrong. Most of the time before this year though, we could only speculate. But I guarantee you that what I have described will play out, similarly at least. If nothing happens, I would worry about a delay (unless they do things differently, but that is unlikely). If I am wrong, I will come out as a homosexual to my parents, and I am not even gay.

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u/Thraggalicious — 17 hours ago