u/Then_Lavishness888

Streamer Privilege is just ridiculous at this point. Now they get access to inaccessible content from the DCV.

I hate aztecatacos more than ever man!!!

[Intro]

Y'all shoulda seen this coming

"Impairment"

This that 2027 ahh preparation

"Impairment"

Classic or three?

"Impairment"

Shit none of that

"Impairment"

[Producer Tag]

"Yo Witness, pack these Lighta's up"

[Verse 1]

It took all my self control just to keep my mouth shut

Slandering the game got boring just enough

Uninstalled the shit was feeling kinda tough

But missing bright dust spending was getting a little rough

So I installed it again and what do I see?

An empty friends list, not like it used to be

God forbid I step foot in the P V P

I rather get high off the coke and the P C P

Shits getting tragic

Players getting pretty manic

Did y'all remember nightfalls fighting the fanatic?

Content drought gigantic

Cope hard with a panic

Feelings are mutual from both sides of the Atlantic

We lost so much just to run so far

It sure was fun to get that one guy all those cars

Memories in my head feeling like scars

We've had four separate times when we fought on Mars

Steam chart, Steam chart, more obnoxious than a fart

But it's true when the majority has started to depart

I can't get over all this potential, it's art

The edge of our fates should've made us smart

But do you feel like a renegade, or is the gameplay enslavement?

I had said I tried to hold back the slander fighting the temptation

But we're getting cucked around over a shitty arrangement

Im not the bad guy, I'm just here trying to make a statement

[Chorus]

I try to find my way, to play this game

But I just can't, without feeling pain

And you ask me why, do I even try

This nostalgia hits, harder than columbine

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

What else could we learn

From a Sony earnings call

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

We rode so high like Kings

Now it's time for the fall

[Verse 2]

We were spoiled rotten

From exotic to uncommon

Vault full of forgotten

Old rolls downtrodden

Remember Siva Fallen?

Whoops, better have some caution

Or I'll end up on the side of a vex milk carton

We shoulda prophesized

The year of prophecy would be a disaster

They called it the final shape

Because that ending put us out to pasture

Stasis shatter?

No, more like the players had to scatter

There's only really a few of us

Making it to the hereafter

June's next month but what do we know

Could there be a vidoc to bring us back to the show?

Player base is pretty low, Marathon took the glow

Sony, I think the ROI for the franchise is going pretty slow

These decisions made with cognitive "Impairment"

Warnings on deaf ears like a hearing "Impairment"

Devs burning out causing functional "Impairment"

Can't see the screen like a visual "Impairment"

Im touching grass, no physical "Impairment"

Senses working better, no sensory "Impairment"

Sony's balance sheet seeing an asset "Impairment"

We all got trust issues, this a real goodwill "Impairment"

And the big question is how could we reverse course?

Is there really a problem to be resolved at the source?

Or is this really just the end and its time for a divorce?

I guess at this point we should stop beating the dead horse.

[Chorus]

I try to find my way, to play this game

But I just can't, without feeling pain

And you ask me why, do I even try

This nostalgia hits, harder than columbine

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

What else could we learn

From a Sony earnings call

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

We rode so high like Kings

Now it's time for the fall

[Outro]

This is a prison of our own making

We ran out of medals but shit became a marathon

Chickens without heads ahh circumstances

Devs, might want to refresh those résumés

[Producer Tag]

"Yo Witness, pack these Lighta's up"

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Uninstall ("Uninstall")

Shut it off ("Shut it off")

Sony isn't gonna let go of the franchise even if bungaloo shuts down the servers tomorrow. They're gonna treat it like Bloodporne and look how those fans suffer. That's why I need your help to fund the IP purchase. According to Puke Shit AI, I only need $1.5billion to convince Sony to let go and give them back the money they lost from the silly impairment Calus payment.

So make sure to donate on GlimStarter or Indiedoggle so I can give the rights to this one guy on YouTube that has so crazy ideas for D3 (wow so cool, awesome concepts, break the internet potential).

Bingo will probably keep the engine so I'll work with this guy to get some devs hired that were recently fired from all the studios to make the new white tiger engine (what's better than a power ranger? HMM) that blow the one engine out of the straight of couscous.

This is gonna be certified epic pogg y'all!