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u/TheRealGreeneMachine

▲ 200 r/AtlanticMemeWar

As a Neutral Observer, can we agree this Round 2 schedule is Bedarded?

Carolina got to start the 2nd round before the first round was even finished between Tampa and the Habs.

Thanks to this fuckery, they get potentially a 12 day rest period to plan how they Lose the ECF this year.

Chime in, if you want to share in this observation.

u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 3 days ago
▲ 35 r/UrinatingTree

Congratulations, your team STILL Can’t Make it Past the Second Round of the Playoffs.

I don’t know what to think about the Sixers. Are they frauds who managed to luck their way past Boston, because the Celtics forgot how to aim, adjust, or plan for Embiid, too busy whining about flopping? Are they rebuilding? Are they going to EVER rise to the occasion and win a whopping 4 games in the second round?

Regardless of what happens, I’m sure the city of brotherly love will have plenty to look forward to this summer.

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 3 days ago
▲ 181 r/MetropolitanMemeWar

Come On, Atlantic? What’s taking you guys so long?

You KNOW the Canes can’t wait to unleash some HurriPain.

On their fans.

How will they do it this year?

u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 4 days ago
▲ 386 r/PacificMemeWar+2 crossposts

The Future is So Teal, I could Squeal like a Seal. It’s Unreal!

Congratulations to San Jose on winning the Pacific Division for the next 10 years.

We’re all fucked, aren’t we?

u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 7 days ago