Weekly Sermon Number 58!
I am excited to welcome everyone to this week's Sermon! Please enjoy!
Please enjoy another entry from The Galaxywide Legionary Logs!
"Report GSA77-42GG.
Legion Reporting: The Gob Hunters Legion.
Report is as follows:
The Gob Hunters are a Legion dedicated to hunting aliens known as Goblonoids and other Gobloid species, found throughout the galaxy. On our latest mission in a massive cave complex on a random planet, we found many disgusting Goblonoids and their prisoners. We killed them all and rescued the prisoners, disrupting a filthy ritual they were conducting. Back on our flagship, we reported to Slayer Captain Marckus and turned in the campaign. Afterwards, we decided the loot and money we found, which we used to buy new things to use against the Aliens."
I have worked with these Psycho Warriors before, their armor is Grey steel and resembles knights of old. While they do constantly scream and yell about their most hated enemies, they are good at what they do and dedicated to their cause.
Holy Message Of The Week: "Always destroy a Phylactery of a lich-like enemy. Just common sense."
The count is sitting at 1.9 trillion aliens we have purged, and will rise in 3 weeks.
The Holy Prayer Of Space King:
Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.
Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.
Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)
I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)
I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)
Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)
Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)
Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be! Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!
For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)
Prayer finished.
As always, you can share news and stories from your Legion, and suggest ideas for future Sermons!
And thus concludes this week's Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!