u/That_Way_4639

Age 32, married

Sex Male

Height 5'6

Weight 256 pounds

Race White

Duration of complaint Only happened once (so far)

Location New England

Any existing relevant medical issues I don't think asthma / allergies / anxiety is relevant to this

Current medications Citalopram 20mg, Flonase, Allegra

I was just sitting at the computer, felt a little gassy and started feeling cramping. Stood up to make my way to the bathroom and took no more than two steps when I farted.

Thought it was just a fart until I felt liquid run down my leg. Got to the bathroom, wiped to take a look, and there was an incredible amount of entirely transparent mucus in my pants and on the tissue.

Still feeling like I had to use the toilet, I sat down and... promptly shat out more clear mucus. Enough of it that its volume rivals a regular movement.

Why am I shitting tons of clear jelly? Should I see a doctor?