A stellar artist I stumbled upon did all these cutesy prints of BMW's beloved characters. There are more, I just got the first 20.
None of these is mine, all credits to the amazing artist I stumbled upon by chance on DouYin @Naohuaerbobaby
Bottom caption translation:
1 - Jin-style QiGong
2 - No rush, come hear the gossip I gotchu
3 - I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
4 - motherf*$&# (his actual line in chinese voice)
5 - damn you hit for real
6 - I'll assist you (?) his line when you help him
7 - take your meds, take your meds
8 - he hits women
9 - hold yer step, hold yer step
10 - I miss the monkey
11 - for what deed, f**king up thee
12 - misunderstandings, misunderstandings
13 - why did you come back?
14 - Want some melon? (Chinese pun: eating melon = gossiping)
15 - why u hit me
16 - strolling on my beloved unicycle
17 - big brother monkey, come save me
18 - ha ha ha
19 - hakuna matata
20 - he's coming to save me on his cloud