u/TemporaryResonance

The superior way to consume a hot dog is without any condiments. You wouldn’t douse your ribeye in sugary goop would you? I typically get some backlash for this but it allows you to truly enjoy the content of the meat and bun, rather than distracting from the masterpiece with an assortment of sauces. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy ketchup and mustard, but these can typically overpower anything they are added to. I usually just want to eat a hotdog, I don’t want to eat mustard. If the hot dog is low quality then yeah let’s get some goodies on there.

If you wanna get wild eat the hot dog with no bun. Shoutout keto.