u/Tea_Total

"Hello diary, it's been 634 days since the plurbing. Although I've been unsuccessful so far, I remain convinced that the only way to change people back to the way they were is through a communal sex session so good that the plurbs will suddenly snap out of it.

Despite Carol's disgust I will unselfishly continue my research. This is my genuine belief and I am not writing this with any possible future court cases in mind.

Tonight I'm going to try a reverse gangbang with six blondes whilst a 6ft black-haired dominatrix dressed all in leather shouts abuse at me in German. They'll be a goat watching. Fingers crossed."