u/Tanky-of-Macedon

ALDERON!! You can’t keep the Toes away from her forever! She WILL find a way!

Pyrite thinks this is some ceratopsian curse upon her. That, or her faith in her Glorious Tyrants isn’t strong enough. But she has a strong feeling it’s the former.

u/Tanky-of-Macedon — 4 days ago

The Naked vs. Goats:

Camptos and Pycnos have a “special” relationship. Camptos are stupid for low iq reasons and Pycnos are stupid for brain damage reasons. Individually they’re regarded, but put them on a team and suddenly their iq’s combine bringing them to nearly the level of the average dinosaur and definitely smarter than a pack of pachys. We could have taken them if the pycno didn’t tun off leaving the CAMPTO do the heavy lifting.

u/Tanky-of-Macedon — 7 days ago

A message to all Rex players: Please swim or at least walk through knee deep water once a day! Your friends and subjects won’t tell out of respect (or fear).

u/Tanky-of-Macedon — 11 days ago

You’d tremble before all Twenty Damage of it! Luckily our Glorious Tyrant has decided to show you mercy and hold me back, Otherwise you’d get quite the pecking! A pecking so bad you’d need a lamb or metri to save you! But he’s holding me back… so I won’t do it.

u/Tanky-of-Macedon — 16 days ago

These filthy creatures attacked a very friendly Alio. Naturally being a Loyal Campto, Pyrite helped the lesser Tyrant in purging these animals. Also I found it quite amusing when the “hunt an albino critter” quest popped as I was being ran down by ceratopsians lol.

u/Tanky-of-Macedon — 17 days ago