Eggman1991 perks!
is lighthearted
sends eggman photos
is a huge help in this subreddit
can be a neat friend
is INTELLIGENT HANDSOME AND STRONG!
Me perks!
is lighthearted
cares to respond most of the time
mostly tries to help others
and always responds to notifications
also can be a neat friend
So, i am REALLY jealous at eggman1991.
SO! I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO JOIN MY EMPIRE!
SOMEONE WHO IS A BRUTE
HAS THEIR OWN ARMY
IS A HARDSHELLED HEAVY!
OH!
THE KING OF KOOPAS!
I WOULD LIKE MY OWN BOWSER!
IN OTHER WORDS I WOULD LIKE TO SURPASS EGGMAN 1991!
I AM GETTING OFF REDDIT!
FEEL FREE TO CHAT OR RESPOND TO THE POST!
THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY!
EGGMAN OUT!
eggman land has began production.
it is currently finished.
we need more members
and a following of badniks.
sage and metal are in the death egg powered down.
the eggmanland server is ready.
those RODENTS will lose to my following.
talk to me in chat to join.
ROBOTNIK OUT.
THIS IS A ADVERTISING FOR ANOTHER EGGMAN SERVER
NOTHING ELSE
NOTHING MORE
NO ROLEPLAY
NO ROLEPLAY
NO ROLEPLAY
I REPEAT
NO
ROLE
PLAY!
SO!
ME AND EGGMAN 1991 (AND SOME OTHERS)
HAVE DECIDED (kinda) NONE OF US SHOULD GET THE ROLE!
BASICALLY!
TheGreatestEvilGeniu IS THE RESEARCHER FOR THE EMPIRE!
Eggman1991 IS IN CHARGE OF MAKING PEOPLE JOIN!
AND I MAKE THE BADNIKS!
(and PartyFoxDeluxe spys on the rodents!)
SO EVERYONE WINS!
ALTHOUGH THERE IS NO OFFICIAL EGGMAN
THE MOUNT RUSHMORE EGGMEN ARE!
PARTYFOXDELUXE
EGGMAN1991
THEGREATESTEVILGENIU
AND ME!
ITS AN HONOR TO BE THIS SPECIAL WITH MY FRIENDS!
WE HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM THE OFFICIAL EGGMAN FOR THIS SUBREDDIT!
I AM NEW SO MB IF I AM BREAKING RULES!
I AM HERE TO ROLEPLAY AND TO STATE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE IS TAKING OVER!
AND I WILL BE FIGHTING THE KING OF KOOPAS!
EGGMANLAND WILL BE REBUILT! AND SONIC WITH HIS BOTHERSOME BUDDIES WILL FALL! EGGMAN OUT!
NOT MY ART!
THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY
JUST FOR ME TO GET SOME FAME IN THIS SERVER
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY!
WE HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM THE OFFICIAL EGGMAN FOR THIS SUBREDDIT!
I AM NEW SO MB IF I AM BREAKING RULES!
I AM HERE TO ROLEPLAY AND TO STATE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE IS TAKING OVER!
AND I WILL BE FIGHTING THE KING OF KOOPAS!
EGGMANLAND WILL BE REBUILT! AND SONIC WITH HIS BOTHERSOME BUDDIES WILL FALL! EGGMAN OUT!
NOT MY ART!
You see, eggman is one day in his empire.
Until, sonic breaks in, and ask the following "where the hell is he?"
Eggman does NOT know what he's talking about.
Until sonic snaps and breaks EGGMANS leg.
Eggman uses his shield just in time.
And slams sonic to the ground "you mess with everybody, BUT my children."
Eggman states "yknow...the EGGPAWNS need more relevance. The slander they get is terrible. I could create a utopia. For all mobians and badniks! Just let me conquer the world hedgehog. Deal?"
Sonic in shock...accepts.
Sonic was furious because eggman "left tails in a coma."
So the EGGPAWNS and eggman create a utopia.
Until...metal sonic and sonic have to team up to kill...
THE TITAN.
A monster with endless power.
So eggman finally joins the fight for good. And creates a mech named "the egg buster"
Which destroyed it with ease.
The universe is at peace.
Team Sonic/Eggman, has finally succeeded.
This might be the official lore.
I wanna change it a bit...
Ah, the Chaos Emeralds… the most magnificent and dangerously misunderstood artifacts on this or any world. Seven jewels of immeasurable power, each resonating with chaos energy so potent it can bend reality itself. With even a single Emerald, one can fuel machines beyond conventional limits—but when all seven are brought together, they unlock true perfection: the ability to warp space, distort time, and grant invincibility. Lesser minds see them as mystical trinkets; I, however, recognize them for what they are—the ultimate energy source, far superior to any primitive technology the world currently relies on.
And naturally, such power belongs in the hands of a genius—my hands. With the Chaos Emeralds under my control, my creations transcend mere engineering and become unstoppable forces of domination. Entire cities could be powered indefinitely, armies of machines enhanced to unimaginable strength, and even that irritating hedgehog’s speed rendered irrelevant. The so-called “chaos powers” are not miracles—they are tools, waiting to be mastered. And once I fully harness them, there will be no hero, no obstacle, and certainly no Sonic capable of standing in the way of the glorious empire I will build.
WE SHALL DESTROY ALL EGGMAN HATERS!
JUST FOLLOW ME!
AND YOU WILL SEE!
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.
I am the Eggman, that's what I am,
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.
I'm plotting my schemes,
Wherever I go,
They're perfect in every way.
I'd love to destroy,
The blue one you know,
He's an obstacle who always gets in my way.
I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools
All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With my machines, there is no retreat
