u/SuchPrinciple4175

три недели бродил по нему пытался найти выход кое как смог до дома добраться оказывается там такие катакомбы это жесть

I'll even say what headcannons are true and what are not

Pray, Mr. Gentleman has graced us with his presence once more. And indeed, my good sirs and ladies, I find myself in full accord with your most justified displeasure. Nevertheless, let us endeavor to discern some kernel of reason within this muddle...

Should these proprietors be driven by a mere thirst for lucre, are they so blinded as to overlook the ruinous losses they now incur? It is plain to even the most casual observer that the public is in open revolt, withdrawing their patronage in great numbers. It would appear, then, that gold is not their primary object; yet, if that be the case, what pray tell is their design?

One might suspect that the men at the helm are possessed of most peculiar and warped dispositions, reshaping the enterprise to suit their own eccentric fancies, all while nursing the delusion that they are performing a great service. We shall, I suppose, remain watchful of what the future portends.

Are you tired of those clunky, old-fashioned tanks? Do you want to blast through your problems without even breaking a sweat? Well, listen up, because straight from the front lines, we’ve got the deal of a century! Introducing the Borgward B-IV, the Goliath’s bigger, meaner, and smarter brother!

Folks, this isn't just a machine; it's a revolution! You can steer this beauty from the safety of your control tank, OR—if you’re feeling like a true daredevil—hop right into the driver’s seat and take command yourself! It’s the ultimate two-in-one deal!

Look at these specs! It’s compact, it’s nimble, and it’s PACKED with power! We’re talking a massive 49 horsepower engine in a 3.5-ton frame, hitting speeds of up to 38 km/h! With a 200-kilometer range, you’ll be unstoppable! Worried about safety? Don’t be! We’ve wrapped this beast in 20mm of solid steel armor to keep you safe from almost anything the world throws at you!

Need to move some serious weight? The B-IV carries a whopping 450 kilograms of high explosives in its detachable front container! Drop the payload, back away, and BOOM—problem solved! And hey, if you're not in the middle of a battle, it’s perfect for hauling a massive harvest of potatoes back home! Talk about versatility!

Choose your flavor, folks!

Model A: The classic, featuring smooth rubber-padded tracks for that premium ride!

Model B: The rugged warrior! Simplified tracks and a re-positioned antenna for better reception!

Model C: The ultimate upgrade! We bumped the armor up to 30mm, threw in a monstrous 78 hp engine, and moved the driver’s seat to the left for maximum comfort!

But wait! Here’s the kicker! If you order before May 1st(in russia now 29 april) , we’re slashing prices! Forget the standard 28,000 Reichsmarks. If you act NOW, you can get your very own Borgward B-IV for just 19,800 Reichsmarks!

Don’t wait for the front line to come to you—bring the power of the B-IV home today! Operators are standing by!

Revolution begins and it never will end, you hear it? Its sound of struggles, my friend!

The devs are money-obsessed and we are not gonna just sit upressed!

Arise!

Battle already starting and we need just you to win!

Lets make site and app better without some letters but rifles!

Revolt my dear friend with me, reviewbomb and make them upset, with our will and powerful people we are gonna close capitalists tomb!