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🔥 Hot ▲ 141 r/TwoSentenceSadness

I laughed so hard at something yesterday that I reached for my phone to send it to him before I remembered.

The grief thing they don't tell you about is how it just keeps finding new hiding spots.

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u/Stock-Rutabaga4802 — 18 hours ago
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I thought my boyfriend was pranking me when I found a molted snakeskin in his laundry, but then I found another in his pillowcase and four more behind his dresser.

This morning I watched him through a crack in the bathroom door, and I finally understand why he never blinks when we kiss.

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u/Stock-Rutabaga4802 — 19 hours ago
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My sleep study results showed I stop breathing 200 times per night, but I always resume on my own, so the doctor wasn't concerned.

u/Stock-Rutabaga4802 — 1 day ago
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I'm a 911 operator, and tonight's call was a child whispering an address before the line went dead, my childhood home where I lived thirty years ago.

u/Stock-Rutabaga4802 — 3 days ago