u/StankyKitties

Celebrate Wyll Wednesday by having your iron gummy and maybe a glass of orange juice

Like a way shittier captain planet. Captain big brains

Hello, dearie! I was just in the neighborhood and it's been so long since we've had a chat - a good thing mind you, you've been such a good wee wizard and staying out of yer gran's swamp after... that *unfortunate* incident with that paladin girl. Ooh, where are my manners, I actually brought her along so you could say hi! Oh, yes she is still a newt, don't worry, she has her own separate enclosure and she's adjusted quite well. Now between you and me, just because I know you were so fond of her, what with all that *fiancee*-this and *marriage*-that talk you were doing, yer old grandmammy has gotten soft in these years and changed her back a few times, just for you! Oh, but she's still the same though, spewing off all that nonsense about the sanctity of life and saying some quite nasty things about your gran's corpse patch, so she's not learned yet. I did let her kill me once though on her birthday, it seemed to be good for her self esteem. Here, she's in this jar, but do try not to shake it, it's rather upsetting for her tummy. Now, do remember your manners honeypie, and put the kettle on and give your old gran-gran a tour of this little mage tower you've found yourself?

It's very feline behavior.

You're all getting put on redcap washing duty. Never call, never write, never channel long forgotten spirits to deliver arcane messages most foul, never visit...

Dropping tidbits to the Baldurs Mouth

(Stole the pic from pinterest, artist unknown)

Mama K deserves her favourite dinosaurs and sharks remembered. Maybe even a birthday cake shaped like a t rex

Camp rules are not up for debate

This is pro-ferritin propaganda

Should have become goddess of healthy ferritin levels or some shit

When a man is pushed to the edge, he might boink an ilithid about it

(Pic nabbed from pinterest)

See the vision

Is that covered by lesser restoration?