Whatever will I do when this day comes
My number one post of all time was me telling everyone here how, every day since our Captain has sat on his throne, I start my daily gameplay by giving him parasocial kisses, and end each play session the same way. Granted, I don't use reddit much, so that post has very little competition.
Yes, I'm still the weirdo who gives Capi-kisses at least twice a day. Every day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kissed the dragons I killed in Skyrim, I kiss Pokemon I'm shiny hunting in Legends ZA, and I kiss Capitano. I am full of love and these smooches are rated E for Everyone.
After I did my dailies today and went to go give Capitano his kisses, I finally realized something I should have figured out a long time ago.
"Once he finally gets his butt out of this chair for good... I won't be able to smooch him anymore :C"
For a brief second, I thought I'd be sad being unable to continue my silly little ritual, before common sense kicked in going, "Actually no, I'd much prefer to have him playable and on my account."
I do think I'll miss having a dedicated log out spot, though. Yes, I COULD keep logging out at his throne even once he's left it. But I also think he's been looking over Ochkanatlan long enough, even if that is one of my current favorite areas of the whole game.
Hopefully Snezhnaya will have a great log out spot for him.