Sometimes i fantasize, well maybe fantasize is the wrong word, but i think about having massive nuts the size of the moon or some shit and just dipping em in the ocean while the rest of me is just normal sized.
You know like that one episode of South Park, but bigger. I promise this isn’t sexual. I just think it’s really fun to think about. Imagine if I had giant nuts the size of the moon and I dropped him on some guy’s farm. Imagine how much of a bad day that guy would have.
u/Skumpley — 9 hours ago