I present to you the Sicko Board
No more soft shit. I want violence, toughness, and grown men who make this team feel like the Steelers again.
Draft accordingly.
the sicko board
forget pff. forget ras. three categories only: tough, violent, steelers dna. if he doesn’t finish through the whistle send him to cincy so he can be one of Burrow’s Lesbian housewives.
vega ioane: 10/10/10. perfect score.
max iheanachor: 8/9/9. mean tackle.
blake miller: 8/8/9. quiet nasty.
omar cooper jr: 8/7/8. wr who blocks. insane.
makai lemon: 7/5/8 talented but a little too pretty. has potential to be mean
rutledge: 9/9/9. second nastiest guard
jacob rodriguez: 9/8/9. tomlin pick.
stukes: 8/7/8. db who actually tackles.
germie bernard: 7/6/7. fine. I just like the name
darrell jackson jr: 9/10/10. steel mill ass player.
domonique orange: 9/10/9. actual nose tackle.
gennings dunker: 9/9/9. moves people.
kyle louis: 8/7/8. runs angry.
ted hurst: 7/5/6. not really my kind of guy but if you change the letter around it spells hurts.
markel bell: 8/8/8. big chunker
marlin klein: 8/8/9. te who blocks. God is good.
kamari ramsey: 8/8/8. willing to spearhead
emmett johnson: 8/6/7. no nonsense runner.
cult hero tier:
max bredeson: 10/9/10. fullback. enough said.
vj payne: 8/9/9. Payne is what I want
cole brevard: 9/10/9. random day 3 psycho.
nolan rucci: 8/8/8. yes
josiah trotter: 9/8/9. tough mfer
top 5 steelers dna:
- ioane
- darrell jackson jr
- bredeson
- rutledge
- dunker
Who’d I miss? Let’s find more sickos
Edits/Guys I missed:
Red Murdock 10/10/10 - scouted & scored by r/schmatty23. great name. quick highlight tape notes. goes for ball + spearheading + not afraid to hit teammates ✅ definitely plus side violence