u/SingleMaltStereo

My wife and I were hanging at Caesar's over the weekend for the Atlantic City Beer and Music Festival. After the show we went over to the Hell's Kitchen bar to play video poker and get some mac and cheese. I sit and immediately clock that the old man to my left is going to be a problem. He was drunk and already cut off, but still hanging at the bar trying to order more drinks. He tries to hand me a bottle of his water and I decline and turn to my right to talk to my wife.

Food comes out and we're hanging there playing poker, but this guy NEEDS my attention. He starts doing that thing where he reaches over my shoulder to tap my right shoulder, thinking I'll look to the right, not knowing where the tapping is coming from. After the second instance of that I tell him I'm trying to eat and I'm not interested. The bartender is trying to find his wife who has his wheelchair so they can roll him back to his room.

A few minutes later, he jabs me in the ribs and at that point I'm done with his horseshit. I tell him that if he doesn't stop touching me, he's not going to like what happens. The bartenders hear this and immediately start searching for security. This old cunt slaps his phone on the bartop and starts slurring that he's going to kick my ass. I turn back to my mac and cheese and ignore him, because he's literally too drunk to stand. Finally, a security manager shows up and positions herself between his chair and mine and starts talking him down. His wife comes over and then she immediately starts touching me and asking what her husband did. I'm so fucking tired of these old people at this point. She tries to excuse his behavior with early dementia, I don't give the slightest fuck and ask to be left alone. The second his wife walks away, the old drunk asks the security manager for a lap dance. They finally roll him back to his room and I can relax a bit.

Seriously, I'm so fucking over it with old people. I'm not about to throw hands in a casino with someone I could knock over with a feather, but why are old men like this? They demand attention, can't keep their fucking hands to themselves, and then lose their minds when you tell them no.

I hope he died in his sleep.