u/Sarah_L2

a soft… cozy… emotional support toilet paper holder.

don’t ask questions. i don’t have answers.

now every time someone comes over,

they don’t even wash their hands first…

they just stand there like:

‘why is it dressed like a grandma??’

my husband saw it… laughed…

then walked out like he needed to rethink his life.

but listen…

my toilet paper is warmer than my relationships rn

so i think i made a good decision