Would you rather live in a world where AI solved cancer but also took 60% of jobs, or a world where neither happened?
I'm up and ready to be productive
But none of them work.
But none of them work.
I told my dog to stay while I went to the bathroom. Came back 45 seconds later to find him standing on the counter, making direct eye contact with me, slowly eating a piece of bread.
Not frantically. Not guiltily. Slowly. Like a king.
He knew exactly what he was doing. He planned this. I don't know when our dynamic shifted but it's clear who runs this house now and it is not me.
I was giving my final university project presentation yesterday. Lecturers, suits, the whole deal. Everything was going perfectly until I finished my slides and minimized the window to show a live demo of my code.
I forgot I’d spent all night working on a secret, over-the-top romantic birthday website for my partner.
Suddenly, the projector is blasting a massive "I LOVE YOU" in pink animated text across the room, surrounded by a gallery of our most cheesy couple photos.
The room went dead silent. My fav professor peered over his glasses and asked, *"Is the 'I Love You' animation part of the system's user feedback loop?"*
Panic-brain took over and I blurted out: *"No, sir. That’s the backend."*
The class lost it. I will def not get an A, but I’ve been renamed "The Romantic Developer" in the group chat and I'm never showing my face on campus again😭
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I’m currently looking for freelance opportunities. If you have any open projects on platforms like Outlier, Handshake, or other task-based accounts, I’d be happy to discuss how I can help.
I’m looking for an IT Internship to kickstart my career, but I’m also available for hire right now. If your business needs a custom system or a personal portfolio, I’m your developer. Reach out if you’re hiring or if you need high-quality web solutions built today
Attached below is a birthday website I made, for security reasons I have changed the images
https://happy-birthday-kelvin.vercel.app/
Bring those deals✅️✅️
I’m looking for an IT Internship to kickstart my career, but I’m also available for hire right now. If your business needs a custom system or a personal portfolio, I’m your developer. Reach out if you’re hiring or if you need high-quality web solutions built today
Attached below is a birthday website I made, for security reasons I have changed the images
https://happy-birthday-kelvin.vercel.app/
Bring those deals✅️✅️