AITJ for framing my grandpa’s nurse for his murder after he cut me from his will?
I (38m) got in an argued with my Grandfather (85m) during his birthday party, during which he told me he’d cut me, and the rest of our family, from his will, and planned on giving everything to his Brazilian nurse (31f).
I stormed out of the house, then snuck back in through the back to switch his medication vials around, hoping to trick her into poisoning him with morphine. It didn’t work, she ended up giving him the right dosage, but in their panic he slit his own throat, hoping to keep her from being indicted, because if it was traced back to her, her mother would be deported from the country.
After I found all of this out, I burned down the examiner’s office that had his toxicology report, which would clear her name, but I was too late, and ended up receiving an email from my grandfather’s housekeeper (44f) with a copy of the toxicology report and a rendezvous time.
I anonymously forwarded that email to the nurse with a later rendezvous time, then went to the meetup spot at the time I was given to murder the housekeeper.
Unfortunately, she was found alive and taken to a hospital, and I was taken in for questioning. I told them the entire story from the nurse’s perspective, where she was the guilty party, and after the detective told her, she decided to confess to the whole family that she killed our grandfather.
Somehow, though, they got another copy of the toxicology report, and the detective stopped her, then they pulled me aside and some private investigator with a Foghorn Leghorn accent starts making up some convoluted story about how I’m the guilty party, which no proof, obviously.
After he finished, the nurse got a call from the hospital, and she claimed the doctor told her that the housekeeper was alive, so I admitted that I attempted to murder my grandfather and the house keeper, but since my first attempt never really happened and the housekeeper didn’t actually die, I would be out of jail in no time.
Suddenly the nurse threw up in my face, she vomits when she lies, and admitted that she lied about the housekeeper living. And since the detective records everything, for some reason, they had my confession on tape.
All I wanted was my rightful inheritance, my money and my ancestral home, am I the jerk?