u/Requiembutworse

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Category of News: Fixers

A Fixer of the Dieci Association -- partnered with the Survivor Office and Mifflin Office -- found missing Seven Association Fixers in a 'laboratory' in the ruins. It is theorized that the Ring is involved in this.

Named Fixers are: Kotomine Kirei, of the 2nd Section Dieci Association; Manfredi, Grade 2 Fixer of the Survivor Office; and Johsnon, Grade 3 Fixer of the Mifflin Office.

Reportedly: the guards protecting the door leading into the laboratory are similar to the Index in appearance, but also similar to the Seven Association in fighting style. It was found in their fight that these guards are likely mechanical. The involved Fixers say that there was a blueprint for 'Beastly Prosthetics', though it was scorched.

Multiple things were discovered inside of the laboratory. In one door, the Fixers found several bodies with failed prosthetics attached. Teams sent to retrieve what was in that door have reported that it was burnt down. In another door were several cells which held the Seven Association fixers; some were injured, some were insane, but others were fine.

In the process of retrieving them, some have unfortunately succumbed to their injuries. But, thanks to the Fixers: seven of them have fortunately made it back to the Seven Association branch in K Corp. safely. It is currently unknown whether or not we will be able to get a testimony from the retrieved Fixers on what occurred in that lab.

Journalist: Effray Matera of the 23:59 Office, Associate Office of the Zwei Association and Seven Association. Grade 3 Fixer.

Pssst! Effray wanted me to write this, I don't know anything about what happened here... I think it might be some dumb fanfiction written by her? I dunno, she's been really interested in romance stories lately...

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Category of News: FIXERS (Eh? This surely has to be fiction.)

A Fixer Office was recently established, and in the span of a single day: had miraculously accomplished three jobs.

Named members of said Fixer Office include: Seven Assoc. Southern Head Kel, 23:59 Office Fixer Effray Matera, Tianxiong Star Lin BaoChong, and Magical Girl Aura.

The Fixer Office, named Rats, was first contracted with W Corp. to clean out bloodbags inside of a WARP Train. Only two bloodbags were killed, whilst Effray... seduced... the other two...? No, that can't be right. Afterwards, Kel was found dead, but then revived by Effray Matera through... charm. Eh?

Their next job was to find a missing cat; in which they did. However, Kel tragically passed away once the job ended due to unknown causes. 'Reports say Kel tried to seduce the cat...' That can't be true, right? And by reports, does she mean just herself...?

Their next job included negotiating with the Kurokumo Clan for an object valuable to their employer. While the Kurokumo Clan originally expected to be paid Ahn for it; it was found that the Kurokumo Clan instead was the one who paid after Aura had charmed them.

All in all: if you have any problems related with charisma, just hire... the Rats... Is this an advertisement or a report?

Journalist: Hua Shu of the 23:59 Office, Associate Office of the Zwei Association and Seven Association. Grade 2 Fixer.

(OOC: Kel told me to put this in a report and kicked my ribs until I started crying and agreed to do it. None of this is canon. )

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Category of News: Fingers

Members of the Fingers were spotted inside the basement of a God of the Index. Specific found fingers are: 4 Index (1 Messenger, 2 Proxies, 1 Weaver, 3 from the Pinky), 5 Pinky Stars, and 1 Thumb.

One member spotted was also found to be the ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

They were seen trying to cook pasta, and had burnt water as they did. Damage to the kitchen's sink was found, and it should be noted that all of them were not particularly competent in any field of cooking--save for one of them, who had taken over the event and cooked dinner for the other Finger members.

There seemed to be no plans made between the various members of the Fingers. However, it is still not yet known why this gathering had started. It could not have been started by the Thumb to strengthen relations, as the only member from there there was ranked a Soldato.

Journalist: Effray Matera of the 23:59 Office, Associate Office of the Zwei Association and Seven Association. Grade 3 Fixer.