


Nobody Realizes it's Not a Costume
Also, cooking anything in Irn-Bru is a good way to arouse Gordon's terrible wrath.



Also, cooking anything in Irn-Bru is a good way to arouse Gordon's terrible wrath.
The walker has a sassy built-in AI and is capable of fully autonomous operation without the pilot.
The track is a theme for my absolutely unhinged Frackin'/Shellguard Starbound character, Celeste (there's more art of her on r/LatentSpaceClub).
The demo that the song was covered from was produced vocally, a cappella, to nail down the melody. The lyrics were translated into Latin by Claude.
There is also an instrumental version and a bagpipes version, but I'm sticking to one song link per the rules.
The track is a theme for my absolutely unhinged Frackin'/Shellguard Starbound character, Celeste (there's more art of her on r/LatentSpaceClub).
Aberdeen "Celeste" Lightfoot has her own theme song now.
Caelestis Cadens (Instrumental Ver.)
Caelestis Cadens (Bagpipes Ver.)
-She was raised by humans after being rescued from the aftermath of a pirate raid.
-She has a thick Glaswegian accent.
-She had little regard for the Lyceen, her own people, and viewed herself as culturally human. When she partook of their little naming ceremony and ritual hunt, her opinion was, "This is pure mince. Am away hame." Very ironic, considering how she ended up.
-She became an accomplished planetary surveyor and xenobotanist.
-Eventually joined the Terrene Protectorate.
-Then Ruin destroyed Earth.
-Tons of her friends died. Then, she was forced into, basically, wilderness survival just to stay alive.
-Then she met Kevin. Nobody should ever have to deal with Kevin.
-She basically went a little nutso.
-Eventually, she joined the Shellguard, worked her way up into the Ironwatch, and became the most feared mercenary, privateer, and arms smuggler in the galaxy.
-“I’ll have ye know, pal, I’ve got a bloody PhD in bot’ny—aye, bot’ny—so dinnae start wi’ that ‘hired gun’ pish; I’m a doctor o’ plants who just happens tae carry a rifle when the bursary runs oot.”
-She is actually, literally crazy, and not in a good way. This is someone who can get into a passionate argument with a spoon.
-She hunts eldritch abominations for dinner and has a Laios Touden level of understanding of which parts are edible.
-Her ship is a terrifying 180-meter-wide flying saucer that she built herself with her matter manipulator. It is basically a flying trophy room/Scrooge McDuck treasure hoard.
-“Aye, I named her the Slattern, ’cause she’s a right promiscuous hoor, that wan—docks wi’ any station flashin’ a green light, takes on whatever filthy cargo pays, an’ still expects me tae call it ‘exploratory commerce.’”
She's my current Starbound character in an AU that treats basically all the major modpacks as extended canon.
Also, I had Suno transcribe her theme to Midi and then converted the Midi to ABC. It plays on the instruments in-game. Holy crap, I love living in the future.