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R1 - LOTR verse, Scrat needs to steal ring from Gollum, he is ring lusted

R2 - Ice Age Cinematic Universe, Gollum needs to steal acorn from Scrat, he is acorn lusted

Who does a better job and why?

Would it be impossible to fire me because I have an interest in actual occupation (Sch 3 Para 2, LRA 2002)?

Assume it would be obvious on a reasonable inspection that I would be in-house

(In case the AI mod picks up on me, this is a joke and NOT a request for legal advice)