u/RadioGuySD2

We got absolutely slammed today. $4400 in sales and 153 donors. Just non stop. And the gonorrhea gnomes STILL didn't come in!!! So still I await my skank ban hammer of satisfaction! 😂🤣

Nothing really interesting even happened today for once. We were too busy for people's bullshit 😂🤣 No Karen's even. I did get made fun of a bit by my employee and boss for what some may call "flirting" with some of the customers 😁🤣

I myself would refer to it as salesmanship....yes. PURELY making the sale 😁

Shut up....😂🤣

Dinner tonight is breakfast! I got a bunch of farm fresh eggs and freshly cured bacon from a friend who has chickens and just slaughtered a couple pigs. So eggs with cheddar and chives, bacon, and some sourdough toast with pineapple jam 😁😋

Really long, busy day. We did $3600 on 119 donors. The skank daughters didn't come in today, unfortunately. So I'll have to wait another day to rid myself of the Herpes Harem.

Had a boomer argue that because almighty Google told her she could bring us her broken TV that we HAD to take it. That didn't end well for her, and she, in fact, left with her broken TV. Grumbling all the way, like a geriatric lawn gnome.

Then I had a crazy homeless woman inform me that California Attorney General Rob Bonta will be personally arresting me for not allowing her to abscond with an armful of jackets. So I guess I'm going to jail....🤣😂

There was, however, an inordinate amount of very pretty women in today, so that made up for the annoyance, I suppose 😁

Dinner tonight is buffalo chicken nuggets! You'll need:

One chicken breast, one egg, Sriracha sauce, 3 tablespoons of flour, 1 tablespoon of granulated garlic, 1 tablespoon of dried oregano, 2 tablespoons of cornstarch, panko bread crumbs, and your favorite dipping sauce.

Cube the chicken breast. Then mix the egg with the Sriracha sauce. The more sauce, the spicier. Then mix the flour, cornstarch, oregano, and garlic in a seperate bowl. Then the panko in a third bowl. First cost the chicken cubes in the seasoned flour. Then dip into the spicy egg mix. Then roll in the panko. Put the cubes into your air fryer at 360 for 12-15 minutes. Enjoy with your favorite sauce 😁

I've been getting REALLY lucky on eBay lately. Combined with using some NECA points, and I've got a pretty solid haul today!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! OH GLORY!! OH RAPTURE!!! I finally, FINALLY, got to ban a member of the skank family! 😁😁🎉🎉😀😀

The grandma skank came in today, right at the end of the day. And drunk off her ass. She was the last person because she was too drunk to find her money. When she finally got up to the counter, she was too wasted to understand we already had to void her transaction to get everyone else checked out while she found her money.

It's now 6:02 at this point. We close at 6. I'm already furious...

She then didn't have enough money. So she kept asking which was the most expensive so we can take it off. She's not getting that there's nothing to take off, we're re-ringing her up. But drinky crow is plastered. So me and my employee are trying to get this drunken slug out, and she starts getting belligerent. It's the end of the fucking day, so I'm actually just ignoring her and trying to get her the fuck gone. But she crossed a line, finally.

Her total is $18. My female employee ringing the bag of bones up says, and I quote: "Ok, that'll be $18, hun." Like she, a grandma, says to literally everyone.

This bitch made a huff about being called hun. Expected her to know her name, somehow 🤣😂 So she starts counting money. My employee tried to stop her when she hits $18 by repeating the total. The bitch actually says "I know what you said..." (as she's counting well into the 20's at this point....). My employee, bless her, then says: "Then why are you still counting, you're past $18."

The cunt then throws the money at her and says "I guess they'll hire anyone here."

That was it. I cancelled her transaction, threw her money in her face and told her to get, and more importantly, STAY out.

Now, when her walking STD's for daughters come in to bitch about it tomorrow, I'll be rid of the whole Chlamydia Clan 😁

Dinner tonight is roasted salmon in butter and lemon; grilled asparagus with garlic, and some rice 😁 nice and simple to celebrate one generational whore down!