u/Quietly-Nerdy

Dear dark blue Porsche cayenne who was impatient with me traveling the legally posted speed limit this morning.

It is illegal to pass on a double yellow line, and the fact that you had to rush to avoid the oncoming car with its lights off is karma. No need to go 55 by Baxter woods (thanks to the speed indicator light for telling me how fast they were going). Try regulating yourself and getting up earlier so you can be on time to your destination.
Idiot.
Sincerely,
A law abiding citizen