Idea to solve the plague emetophobia problem
I'm not personally someone who deals with emetophobia, BUT, I believe I have found a solution to the problem. Please divert your eyes to the pictured solution.
And yes, we hired a very professional artist to draw the answer for us! We understand reading is boring, so we made it fun with pictures!
Now, without further ado, allow us to present our 3-Step program to save the emetophobia community!
Step 1. Find the issue!
The issue can be found in the first image. Vomit bad!
We've spoken with the Plague herself, and she's had complaints of bad breath, a constant foul taste in her mouth, and always being hungry.
We sympathise with her, so we partnered with the Entity to help her *and* the survivors!
(The survivors also had their own complaints, but to avoid lawsuits, we're legally obligated to *not* put them on record)
Step 2. Replace with happy, fun, entity-approved solution!
We've made contact with the entity, and we have found a common ground in that bubbles are fun. Everyone enjoys bubbles! As you can see in the third image, we have captured a moment of pure joy in the survivors as they danced in the moment of bubble-fueled fun!
Step 3. Profit!
Everyone is happy, everyone enjoys bubbles, and we make money by selling bubbles with an infinite amount of fun for you and your family!
Now you and your family can share a brilliant moment around the Christmas ~hook~ tree and watch as the bubbles rain down around you!
Thank you for listening, and I hope we can all soon revel in the art of bubble-blowing! And, if you order a bubble wand now, we'll send you a limited edition plague-shaped bubble wand! Now the Plague won't feel alone, and you can join her in spreading the joy!