I’m currently being "smiled" into a snack-related bankruptcy.
POV: You’re trying to stay strong, but the almost 11-year-old blonde eyelashes are doing 90% of the heavy lifting. Paya knows that if she holds this specific upward-angle smile for more than 30 seconds, my willpower officially hits 0%.
How am I supposed to explain to her that "optimal canine health" does not actually involve a diet of 100% string cheese?
u/PayaStay — 5 hours ago