I FUCKING LOVE LAVINIA FALCONE
NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA JUST HOW MANIACALLY IN LOVE I AM WITH THIS WOMAN!! NO ONE! You think those wretched, rock dildo-takers called Monolith are bad? THEN YOU HAVEN'T MET ME! Oh, just how everyday I wish to wake up with HER in MY ARMS, holding HER like THE BIGGEST TREASURE of my life! You don't understand, but I could spend whole days- no, months- no no, CENTURIES of just listening to her talking about the law! Oh how her voice sounds even more grandeur that the finest pieces of every musician combined, how her laugh is even more angelic that the angels in Heaven... I want to hold Lavinia tenderly, to stroke her ears and brush her tail and braid her hair and even paint her nails! Every day after work I will greet her by the door with an apron on, offering her dinner, bath or even a massage! This woman can put a fucking leash on me and make *me* the bitch, because that's what I am! I want her to bite my neck during passionate sex so hard, that blood comes out and she greedily slurps my life force down her throat! I want to take her last name so that everyone knows that I belong to her! I want her to tease me with her Siracusan accent, god just how much I fucking love accents! I want her to make me her plaything... to use and abuse me after a hard day of working, but I know she won't be mean because her soul is so kind and precious that I always kneel in her presence, because there is no greater reward than basking in her light! And don't make me start about her eyes, for those ambers are worth infinitely more than all of the gold in the universe! And if she ever wavers in her thorny path to law and justice, to get rid of the mafia in Siracusa... it is my duty and honor as her husband to lift her and guide her back, to be the shoulder she can always lean and cry on, to be next to her as I witness her achievements!
FOR MY HEART ONLY BELONGS TO LAVINIA FALCONE! HG, GIVE MY WIFE AN ALTER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!