Anyone watch the May JW Programming ep starring a Rolex & 2 rings - one a thick nug of gold cradling what looks like a fat faceted emerald chonk & another platinum band outlined by more gold? What in God’s name are they doing? Srsly. This is INSANE!!
Jody Jedele’s pallid visage, dull personality and bespoke suit clad upper torso makes a cameo, all mere bit parts as extras - but we all know who the star is (stars are✨⌚️💍🌟✨) in this episode! lol barf.
I was watching ExJWAnalyzer’s video from earlier today and I HAD to slow the thing down, put it in 1080HD res, zoom in and take screen shots because I can’t even with this pharisiacal bullshit.
I worded my intro post the way I did because it is so glaringly obvious that Jody Jedele or someone up at HQ wanted to make absolutely sure all those expensive jewels were not dared to be ignored by the audience.
The Rolex or whatever it is wasn’t tastefully and discreetly under the cuff of the news anchor celebrity’s hand tailored coat, as is usually the case, so this month’s episode lends itself to a less challenging game for us out here to play, “What the nouveau riche wealth display and authority /elite status signaling kind of watch IS he wearing?!?!??”
No sneaky peeky teasing this time, tho. This smug, pallid, and grey goateed real estate whiz turned cult news anchor celebrity was outshined a millions times over (not a difficult task lol) by this flagrant display of these chonks of gold rings and thee finest of name brand timepieces.
(Although, if you know a bit about watches, there are way more exclusive makers that aren’t well known. Maybe not even as expensive because they don’t have an huge advertising budget and models to pay for.
Rolex is the brand everyone knows whether or not you have money, so wearing one ensures that people poorer than you will know you’ve got an expensive watch on - and that shows they have power over you. As well as $20k to throw away on a thing that is ONLY a STATUS AND WEALTH SYMBOL IN THE AGE OF EVEN THE POOREST OF PPL HAVING A PHONE/camera-video and music studio and player, access to every book in every library ever - even theirs teehee, a place you can buy anything, a weather station, a pedometer, a virtual college and everything else. Oh. And a watch. A timepiece. Haha. See, a Rolex or whatever that is only a symbol of how HE CHOSE to spend what…$10k? $20k?
But here’s this new guy, brandishing about - doing the same old awkwardly, iuanthenticly gesticulating hand and entire arm movements - but this time he’s also getting in some cardio and weight training in on the job because of this array of gold baubles he’s doing reps with.
If that’s an emerald, I still gotta find out how much one of those rocks cost at that size - and clarity (look at it when the light catches it - ooh!!)
Also, I may be mistaken, but it looked like he went from one position at the news anchor desk to another, so the studio lights would catch even more sparkles from all his fabulous nouveau riche signifiers.
And then the god damn desk surface - so you see see all the jewels perfectly mirrored!?!?!
I swear to God, this has to be …what? Them TRYING to get ppl to wake up. Like, I can’t even …🤢🤑
I have to finish watching the episode- thanks Jon for your tireless investigative work and research and making videos like these so I don’t have to expose myself to the crap my PIMI fam is subjected to, but can still get an idea of what that consists of. Ughghhhh.
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