Lawyer vs Multiverse Tales characters
Lawyer to Eloise Ludum: you're here for murder, homicide, kidnapping, child endangerment, I don't think you're getting out of this, woman!
To almost anyone in the Sharp Gang: do any of you know what property damage is? I don't care if you're not from their world, someone has to pay for the damages!
To Kate: multiple accounts of 1st degree murder, homicide, assault, battery, assault with a deadly weapon, 2nd degree murder, woman, having a character arc can't stop the law, at most, I can get you out of a death or life sentence!
To Dresden: genocide, homicide, 1st degree and 2nd degree murder, and child endangerment! We can't get you out of this... But by technicality, there are no witnesses, except your own team, and if we keep them away...
To Arava: you're my last case for the da- more murder charges... Great... Murder, homicide, child endangerment, even if you look like a child, you're technically an adult, kidnapping, so many crimes, what the fu-