u/Opposite-Notice-5466

Thank you

Only miserable people see comedy and call it manic. This says a lot about the people at Miami Beach. This is supposed to be a fun place. WHat happened? I had absolutely zero fun here. Why should a 20s something not be able to drop down in Miami Beach Florida and have a good time

Reddit is so unbelievably fascist, completely benign posts removed from everywhere,

let alone the constant BULLYING which is a hatecrime. I never bully individuals only in the aggregate.

My most recent post removed "My apologies to the people of FLorida

For trying to draw blood from a stone. You can whack it all you want ain't nothings in there. But hey, there's nothing wrong with being a rock or brick or piece of furniture. These all have their purpose"

Completely good faith amends and a sasquatch profile forgave me on behalf of the people. And it is deleted by satanists because forgiveness is godly

By any chance there is a 5-neuroned person reading this post, you can find me now on Twitter "@EagleE4860" but I dont like the numbers they put on my name.

Further I have escaped the dense hole "Miami", which only took me 1 month, my powers are massively increasing it took me a whole 4 years to graduate from the Chicago hole. I am evolving into the stratosphere

Stats:

People met: 2

People blocked: 2

It's golf numbers

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

Easiest game inthe universe!

So the map is just a giant debris field, don't pick up any of the people jobs or situations! They're all just garbage. Some might trick you because they're really shiny, and you think to yourself, how did this perfectly fine object end up in this garbage heap? But if you put it in your pocket, it will start to poison you, until you also turn into trash!

Follow for more tips

Remembered about this website and I got the worst heaviest feeling...

Something about... a pearl necklace... and a pig?

I'll drive

The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

Mad hype let's meet up!

60s 70s 80s 90s 2000s pop and rock hits

If you see a body drifting in the Biscayne...

I stood in line at the CVS seething in anger as usual. Lights flickering, 1 cashier, 8 people in line, the other cashier occupied taking PASSPORT PHOTOS for an entire family. At 9pm.

The cashier has a problem and calls for backup. And waits. And waits.

HOw dare this city! How dare this trash fungus life! What if...

I drop all my items on the floor and saunter out slow motion. The store goes silent. But I do not turn my head back.

Was it right? No. But after on the sidewalk... a smile. Yes, even this trash life is worth it. Feels so good to be alive baby!

-OppositeNotice

So the $150 bowling alley has three armed guards doing laps and no one working the prize counter. And if you wait long enough you can buy some stale brittle knockoff tootsie rolls and disgusting lime pixie stix.

Of all the places in the multiverse, I'm glad I got to check out Miami 2026!

This city is completely fake. Even the expensive apartments look like they were designed by a 14 year old. Cheap and inane.

Don't get me started on the people!

"People"

What a joke.

BANNED from 4/Miami this is my new trollspot.

I spent all day looksmaxxing at the Brickell city center, now I would like to make up for middle school and kiss some boyfriends. Perhaps a cat fight

Where and which days of the week?

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Looks like the entertainment menu tonight is 2 showers and The Clash music videos