u/Ok-Sort-9039

Hey folks,

So… plot twist: my girlfriend just upgraded her life plan and I got downgraded to “single” literally today 👍

BUT I already booked tickets for Project Hail Mary (6:20 PM, Superflex Forum Ice theatre), and now I have one extra ticket + zero emotional stability.

I was genuinely excited to watch it and don’t really have a solid circle here yet, so instead of sitting there dramatically alone like a side character… figured I’d try this.

What you get:

•	A free movie ticket 🎟️

•	Decent company (I laugh at my own jokes, so that’s something)

•	Live commentary if the movie gets confusing

•	Post-movie existential discussion (optional but likely)

What I’m looking for:

•	A normal human (low bar, I know)

•	Someone who won’t sell my kidney

•	Bonus points if you also got dumped recently we can form a support group midway through the movie

No weird vibes, just trying to salvage the evening and maybe meet someone cool.

If you’re up for it, drop a comment or DM. Worst case, you watch a free movie. Best case, we become friends and I stop oversharing on Reddit.

Cheers 🍿