Tech Tuesday: Measuring Dry Goods using the LB System
Aelbaion has traditionally raised a lot of sheep, and these sheep produce a lot of wool. Just as traditionally as it has bred these sheep and sheared them, it has sold this wool. This has not always been an easy process; because different sheep produce different amounts of wool. In the past, agreements were usually made to move a number of sheep's worth of wool, but even saying 'large sheep' or 'good sheep' didn't make enough of a difference to solve the issue. Spats about the amount of wool being sold continued to flare up, sometimes turning into outright conflicts-and eventually at least one war between Trade Lords was fought over a wool trade dispute. However, the problem was not considered important enough for the Kingdom to get involved in, and so it stuck around until the 30 Year Peace kicked it into the limelight again.
Weights and measures are not easy to designate, decide upon, or make. This is because they need to work for everyone without causing too many problems. Two big categories of problems exist: technical and political. Technical problems are in the reproduction of accurate weights for a lot of users, and in ensuring that those weights are still accurate as they are used. Political problems involve someone inevitably losing power or money when things change. Aelbaion had to deal with both when dealing with this problem; and on top of that, it couldn't count on the office of the Crown to help it out every time. Luckily, the person who developed this solution was a genius, and he managed to utilize his death in a manner that stuck everyone else with the problem.
Dr. Savois was a full-time lawyer and a full-time barber who made his money in the wool trade. Being a barber in Aelbaion is not related to the professions that perform surgery at all, it is a sophisticated social role keeping people looking good. Savois had worked his way through law school, and had a reputation by all as being a nasty peasant and a sneaky gossip; this made him very well positioned to get into contract law and eavesdrop on others while working on their facial and body hair. After nearly getting belted on the graduation podium from law school, he fled to the coastal trade cities-but stayed within his network and got into the wool trade. Quickly, he realized that there was an opportunity to make a lot of money if he could introduce a settled weight system.
Initially, the bad Doctor was going to be very hard, because everyone would lose somehow if they were going to adopt his system. While he mastered the art of shaving a chin, and then publicly mastered the art of preparing facial hair, he idly thought about how such a system would work. It would need to be simple, easily employed, and without complication. It would also need to be something that wouldn't spark controversy when used, something that could slip in among the users and be taken up without too much care because of it's ease alone...but it would have his name attached to it. That would be a problem. Dr. Savois typically counted grains in his head to fall asleep if he wasn't passing out drunk from the guilt. He was convinced that he would need someone else to introduce this system-for it it would be associated with him, it would be rejected. But that person would have would have blackmail material on him! He would need someone so perfectly idiotic and clever that they could be putty in his hands. And so he searched....
But he didn't find anyone.
Then once upon a midnight dreary, as he pondered drunk and weary, Dr. Savois realized that he could use this weight system to launder his reputation. This would be extremely hard for him-the instinct to screw someone over was first nature-but he had no choice. The system he had devised was simple enough: at it's base, it used the weight of a cereal 'grains' which was already in use by other systems-the palace-gold and the physikers'. However, he would avoiding stepping on their toes by having his system apply only to wool-and if people wanted to, they could use it for non-medical, non-monetary dry goods. The unit of measurement that he cared about was the woolsack-which would allow him to speculate on what people were moving around. However, everyone would be expecting him to do that. And so Dr. Savois took the time to develop the intermediate weights as well.
They would need to be useful. The 'pound' of 6,992 grains was derived from enough grains to make a pound of flour. The 'stone', of 14 pounds, was the weight of a good foundation stone. A full 'woolsack' was 26 stone, and roughly the weight of what was already being moved into the . There were two smaller units: an 'ounce', of 1/16th of a pound (437 grains), and the 'part', consisting of 1/16th of an ounce (and 27 grains). He thought that these would be used by persons like chefs. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Dr. Savois had no sooner popularized the 'means and methods for the sure of measurement of wool' than he had the temerity to go and die by falling out of the window. This left the system in the lurch-and allowed everyone to think what they wanted of it.
What they didn't think of it, however, was that Dr. Savois was going to use that system of measurement to steal their money. Like other eccentrics with egos, Dr. Savois had willed his creation to the Crown, and the Crown took a look at it. What the underlings working for His Majesty determined that the system-now called the Long-Box measurement system, after the long boxes an entire weight set could be transported in-was acceptable for common use. The Crown took care not to endorse it, as that could upset the apple cart, but the Trade Lords, always looking to sell pieces of flotsam and jetsam that entered the Crown's house, did take well to it, and began to encourage it's use in their personal holdings. This helped to get it spread throughout the rest of Aelbaion. What it took for the LB system to work out was for it to be able to speak on it's own terms, not it's founders. Having a vacuum when it counted-and then having a series of sponsors right afterwards-put the system into full use.
Dr. Savois, it seemed, didn't succeed in laundering his reputation fully. But his work did.