Undead Guards Episode 374:
Zombie Guard: "Uh, Jana, what's goin' on? What're we doin' here?"
Skeleton Guard: "Don't worry, Greg, obligatory beach episode. It'll pass an' never be spoken of or matter again."
Wyoming’s federal judges on Friday dismissed nine felony-level criminal cases, including one first-degree murder case, due to prosecutorial misconduct through “inflammatory and inappropriate” comments interim U.S. Attorney nominee Darin Smith made to a grand jury.
Undead Guards Episode V:
Zombie Guard: "So what's th' deal behind this one now, Jana?"
Skeleton Guard: "Trust me, it's very meta, Greg."
In late 2019/early 2020 I made my first two minis on HF, one for myself and one for my wife for the 5E game we were in. Humblewood had just come out and the DM let her play a Strig (basically Owlfolk) Bard, College of the Road. These were the first two minis I ordered as 3D printed ones, also. And now I've given Nayara the Strig Bard a glow-up, 'cause I am going to get her printed again to surprise my wife.
AKR ACR Thin Brimmed Hats: Four thin brimmed hats; these work best in dark colors. Decals on the underside help create the illusion, and they are best worn or held at an angle to hide the shield center. The wizard hat's top section can be rotated to change location of damaged area. KB totals are 35%, 25%, 21%, and 15%. Based on DisorderlyPictures' "AHR Gambler Hat".
AMR Bird: A collection of avian beak, feather, leg, & eye hues, plus some colors I use as feathers often. The eyes were sampled from a paper by Eamon Corbett (Louisiana State U. Dept. of Biological Sciences) on the British Ornithologists’ Union blog.
Osthaena Severnarms is a former wizard's familiar. After countless deaths due to his increasingly inane experiments, she found freedom when he managed to discorporate himself into five different planes simultaneously. Borrowing some items he'd no longer be using, she set out to make her own way in the world. She's picked up innumerable skills from her time with her former master, chief among them a remarkably accurate aim combined with her octopus ability to multitask with her many arms. She gives herself added might and limbs through a hydrokinetically-created body, and her magic goggles hold water to keep her eyes moist and enhance her vision mystically. Though Osthaena can't perform much magic herself beyond her control of water and use of magical artifacts, she's absorbed a vast array of esoterica about the arcane and monsters to supplement her skillset. She makes for a terrifying and effective gunner's mate.
Osthaena values her freedom above all else, and will give her loyalty to anybody who shows her proper respect. Those who underestimate her might be forgiven, but talking down to her or treating her as a mere lackey is a swift way to make an enemy of her. She relies heavily on her suite of magical items, skill with tools, and knowledge; take those away and separate her from the water and she'd have definite difficulties, but being an octopus, she remains a master of escape, and so is difficult to contain for long. This trait grants her a second skillset as an infiltrator and spy, and on more than one occasion she's been purposely "captured" so that she can aid her crew in obtaining a prize from the inside.
Link: https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D58209181/
AKR ABR Ship Deck or Dock: 3 optional projected decals, 3 deck parts = 15% KB, cannonballs and rope both have Stage menu counterparts and bring KB to 24% otherwise. Includes preset seaside photobooth background.