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Would you hire a lawyer who rolled into the courthouse parking lot in a van with a bitchin' paint job?
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Would you hire a lawyer who rolled into the courthouse parking lot in a van with a bitchin' paint job?

Thinking about becoming a van guy. Photo is illustrative only. I was thinking of going a bit subtler: Like, maybe a picture of a pirate captain sword-fighting Stalin aboard his ship in the middle of a lightning storm. I'm open to ideas, though.

Would you hire the driver of this van to defend your DUI?

u/NotThePopeProbably — 7 hours ago
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Every now and then, I want to listen to PI guys talk with friends and family about how they earn a living.

Like, at the bar, "It's Chris's turn to buy a round. You know he's got that river otter money!"

Or, talking to his sixteen-year-old, "You want a brand new car for your birthday? Do you have any idea how many river otters would have to attack local families for me to be able to afford that?"

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u/NotThePopeProbably — 3 days ago