u/NorkDedog

I was lying in my bed passed out after ordering late night uber eats, when I got to my house the door was open, wanting to investigate he walked in finding and deciding to take payment into his own hands

u/NorkDedog — 19 hours ago

I was at comic con dressed up as Chun li when I was approached by some guy, he said I had won the best costume competition and lead me to the back, when we’re alone he took of his pants revealing his massive cock, now I’m only taking my price!

u/NorkDedog — 19 hours ago

I didn’t have any underwear except the thong I got from a friend as a joke, while working at my convenient store some punk noticed and started teasing me and offered a nice tip if I “helped him out”. Desperate for money I agreed

u/NorkDedog — 19 hours ago

My neighbour showing teaching me the consequences of losing his borrowed shovel, now he’s digging in me deeper than that shovel ever could have done!

u/NorkDedog — 19 hours ago

I had created a grindr account and was trolling users by teasing them then blocking, unfortunately I had forgotten to turn of my account showing the my location, suddenly after a while I got a knock on the door from some big guy who forced himself in and teaching me a lesson in trolling

u/NorkDedog — 19 hours ago